Things Teenagers Say: Book 38
It's been quite a field since the final Things Teenagers Say. My students induce got been getting antsy for me to postal service a novel one, too then hither it is!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36 | Volume 37
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Why does my infinity symbol hold off similar a pizza?
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Me: Sorry, I'm a germophobe.
Student: Hey! Germs induce got feelings, too!
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Student: Are yous a germophobe? You're ever using mitt sanitizer.
Me: I don't know who has touched that before, too I don't desire to larn sick. Just think, the someone sitting inwards your desk final hr could induce got had a cold.
Student: I intend yous simply turned me into a germophobe!
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Starting over inwards relationships is awkward.
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Student 1: I didn't know yous worked at [a steakhouse]. Does that hateful yous could gear upwards me a hateful sirloin?
Student 2: Uh...
Student 1: That was a test. I similar my sirloin nice.
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Student 1: I actually desire to know if I'm however going to hold upwards listening to Drake when I'm 80.
Student 2: You won't hold upwards able to hear when you're 80.
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Is -1 times -1 form of an awkward positive?
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Student 1: We take away to induce got a jam session.
Student 2: [Explaining] It's where yous brand jelly inwards groups.
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I don't induce got tighty whities. I induce got Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs!
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The adult woman takes the man's name. It's inwards the Geneva Convention.
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It's satisfying how thick our notebooks are!
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You tin honey someone too cheat on them. A lot of people intend yous can't, but yous can.
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Student 1: For a rich guy, he certain had a bad haircut! [Pointing to a poster of Einstein]
Me: Was he rich?
Student 1: He did invent the light. He had to hold upwards rich.
Me: Einstein didn't invent the lite bulb. Class, who invented the lite bulb?
Student 2: Benjamin Franklin?
Me: No.
Student 3: Thomas Jefferson?
Me: No.
Student 4: President Eisenhower?
Me: Definitely not.
Student 5: I intend his cite was Thomas.
Me: Yes...
Student 5: Thomas Edison!
Me: Yes! Thomas Edison invented the lite bulb.
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I'd swallow my infant if I was starving.
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36 | Volume 37
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Why does my infinity symbol hold off similar a pizza?
--
Me: Sorry, I'm a germophobe.
Student: Hey! Germs induce got feelings, too!
--
Student: Are yous a germophobe? You're ever using mitt sanitizer.
Me: I don't know who has touched that before, too I don't desire to larn sick. Just think, the someone sitting inwards your desk final hr could induce got had a cold.
Student: I intend yous simply turned me into a germophobe!
--
Starting over inwards relationships is awkward.
--
Student 1: I didn't know yous worked at [a steakhouse]. Does that hateful yous could gear upwards me a hateful sirloin?
Student 2: Uh...
Student 1: That was a test. I similar my sirloin nice.
--
Student 1: I actually desire to know if I'm however going to hold upwards listening to Drake when I'm 80.
Student 2: You won't hold upwards able to hear when you're 80.
--
Is -1 times -1 form of an awkward positive?
--
Student 1: We take away to induce got a jam session.
Student 2: [Explaining] It's where yous brand jelly inwards groups.
--
I don't induce got tighty whities. I induce got Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs!
--
The adult woman takes the man's name. It's inwards the Geneva Convention.
--
It's satisfying how thick our notebooks are!
--
You tin honey someone too cheat on them. A lot of people intend yous can't, but yous can.
--
Student 1: For a rich guy, he certain had a bad haircut! [Pointing to a poster of Einstein]
Me: Was he rich?
Student 1: He did invent the light. He had to hold upwards rich.
Me: Einstein didn't invent the lite bulb. Class, who invented the lite bulb?
Student 2: Benjamin Franklin?
Me: No.
Student 3: Thomas Jefferson?
Me: No.
Student 4: President Eisenhower?
Me: Definitely not.
Student 5: I intend his cite was Thomas.
Me: Yes...
Student 5: Thomas Edison!
Me: Yes! Thomas Edison invented the lite bulb.
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I'd swallow my infant if I was starving.
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