Things Teenagers Say: Book 27

Happy Monday!  Hope you lot create got a calendar week amount of crazy teenagers maxim crazy things.  If you're non that lucky, here's a sense of savour of the conversations that create got gone on inwards my classroom lately  :)


Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5  
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26

Ms. Hagan, if you lot die, I desire your pi necklace.  

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I had a political party amongst my refrigerator this weekend.  My refrigerator is my boyfriend.  He feeds me all the time.

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Me: I'm non certain if sitting on this wobbly desk was the best decision.
Student: Don't worry.  Vegetarians can't interruption wood.

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Student: Ms. Hagan, what would you lot create if you lot woke upward tomorrow amongst no eyebrows?
Me: I'd cry.

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Isn't Oprah similar an opera singer?

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What create Americans swallow when they're hungry? H5N1 hamburger. Except Ms. Hagan. She eats a carrot.

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Are you lot certain you lot are actually a human? You similar math likewise much.

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Ms. Hagan, would you lot similar to purchase roughly ribs?  Oh wait.  You're a vegetarian.  Oh wait. You could feed them to your cats.  

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Me: Keep your call upward away unless you lot desire me to proceed it for the residue of the day. Hey, that rhymes!

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Can I inquire a question?  I'm curious close something.  I know curiosity killed the cat. But, I'm non a cat. And, I'm non create to die. If I was going to die, I desire it to move inwards a cool agency together with thence I tin move remembered.

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If somebody punched Betty White, she'd in all likelihood plough to dust.

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Penelope is a princess name.

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I bet your beau would plough over us the answers to our exam if he were here...

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Me: Please accept off the welding mask during class.

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You are similar my grandma. You create got to brand yourself express joy to smiling inwards a picture.

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I bet you lot met your beau on catladiesonly.com

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Ms. Hagan, your eyebrow game is weak.

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Student: Is your sweater soft? 
Me: Yeah. 
Student: It reminds me of a washcloth.

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I'm similar a fish who roughshod out of the H2O 10 days ago.

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They permit angels instruct Algebra 2?

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Can nosotros spotter exorcism videos on youtube if nosotros acquire done amongst our assignment early?

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My pilus isn't nappy. It's hot.

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Ms. Hagan, I had to acquire upward at 10:30 to aid choose grip of roughly cats. It made me intend of you.

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Commonwealth of Australia has a queen?!?

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Student 1: You don't await similar the someone who would ain a duck.
Student 2: Yeah, you lot await similar a rabbit person.

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Me: Put away all your phones together with ouija boards.

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You create got truthful cat earrings on. I'm silently judging you, truthful cat lady.

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Student 1: Your pilus looks great.
Student 2: I experience similar I got tasered, together with thence I don't actually care.

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[Student] is a bad word.

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Can I plough over up? Never mind. I'll role roughly of the strategies I've learned.

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I'm keeping my notebook forever. I'm going to pose it inwards my promise chest.

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Student: You should download the aa app.  It's together with thence addictive. 
Me: I don't demand whatever to a greater extent than addictions inwards my life.
Student: What else are you lot addicted to?
Another Student: Cats.

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Student 1: You demand to create got a baby. It volition aid mellow you lot out.
Student 2: I experience similar if Ms. Hagan was pregnant, she would move super crazy together with kill us all.

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I worked actually difficult to acquire these incorrect answers, okay?

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I don't know where to purchase one. I've looked at Vera Bradley. I've looked at all the rich people stores.

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What if someone got married on Pi Day together with their cake had 3.14 tiers. Wouldn't that move cool? 

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