Things Teenagers Nation Book 26
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Until then, I promise y'all relish the latest bunch of crazy things teenagers say.
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Student: She's beingness hair-colorist.
Me: She's beingness what?!?
Student: Ya know...like beingness sexist or racist. Hair-colorist.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, practise y'all know the schoolhouse wifi password?
Me: Nope. Sorry. I don't.
Student: I bet your wifi password is "catvegetable24."
Until then, I promise y'all relish the latest bunch of crazy things teenagers say.
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Student: She's beingness hair-colorist.
Me: She's beingness what?!?
Student: Ya know...like beingness sexist or racist. Hair-colorist.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, practise y'all know the schoolhouse wifi password?
Me: Nope. Sorry. I don't.
Student: I bet your wifi password is "catvegetable24."
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My finish is non to know how to practise algebra. My finish is to live able to larn shopping in addition to non hold back at the toll tags.
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I know what I desire my funeral to live like. I'm going to live wrapped upward inwards a canvas in addition to whorl downward a loma on fire.
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Ms. Hagan is the most confusing adult woman y'all could always meet.
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Student: I shot 3 ducks this weekend.
Me: I idea y'all raised ducks. Why would y'all shoot them?
Student: I give my ducks names, thus I couldn't shoot them. But, I don't know if the Canadians give their ducks names. So, I don't experience bad almost killing them.
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Did y'all know that y'all tin grow a human foot taller if y'all potable a loving cup of lizard pee every 24-hour interval for a month?
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My brother's bring upward is Heath. But, he hates Heath Bars. I but discovery that ironic.
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If in that place is always a schoolhouse shooter, I desire to live inwards coach's room. I experience similar he would trunk slam him. I saw him practise push-ups once, in addition to I was similar maaaaan!
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Why are nosotros acting similar a funeral inwards here?
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I don't similar math, thus I decided non to write y'all a letter.
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Ms. Kipp is our nutritional teacher. And, I saw her walking some alongside a tin of coke yesterday. Can y'all believe that?!?
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Asia IS Korea.
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Why would y'all desire your scentsy to aroma similar your boyfriend?
[For the record, this was non said to me. My scentsy smells similar pomegranates.]
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You're going to live ugly for the balance of your life. You mightiness also practise it now.
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Have y'all always had a yawn gone wrong?
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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Canadian goose named Jim lives inwards my yard.
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I experience similar 1 of those people alongside plastic surgical operation gone incorrect because I tin solely opened upward 1 side of my mouth.
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When people are dead, they float until they sink.
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Me: I don't know anything almost Hogwarts.
Student: I idea y'all were a nerd.
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Your pilus makes y'all hold back similar a paintbrush.
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Student 1: Are y'all having a bad pilus day?
Student 2: No. I but don't bother to educate my pilus anymore.
Student 1: How are y'all going to choice upward females similar that?
Student 3: With his pickup truck.
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