Things Teenagers Nation Book 26

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Until then, I promise y'all relish the latest bunch of crazy things teenagers say.


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Student: She's beingness hair-colorist.
Me: She's beingness what?!?
Student: Ya know...like beingness sexist or racist.  Hair-colorist.

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Student: Ms. Hagan, practise y'all know the schoolhouse wifi password?
Me: Nope.  Sorry.  I don't.
Student: I bet your wifi password is "catvegetable24."

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My finish is non to know how to practise algebra. My finish is to live able to larn shopping in addition to non hold back at the toll tags.

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I know what I desire my funeral to live like.  I'm going to live wrapped upward inwards a canvas in addition to whorl downward a loma on fire. 

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Ms. Hagan is the most confusing adult woman y'all could always meet.

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Student: I shot 3 ducks this weekend.
Me: I idea y'all raised ducks.  Why would y'all shoot them?
Student: I give my ducks names, thus I couldn't shoot them.  But, I don't know if the Canadians give their ducks names.  So, I don't experience bad almost killing them.

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Did y'all know that y'all tin grow a human foot taller if y'all potable a loving cup of lizard pee every 24-hour interval for a month?

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 My brother's bring upward is Heath.  But, he hates Heath Bars.  I but discovery that ironic.

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If in that place is always a schoolhouse shooter, I desire to live inwards coach's room.  I experience similar he would trunk slam him.  I saw him practise push-ups once, in addition to I was similar maaaaan!  

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Why are nosotros acting similar a funeral inwards here?

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I don't similar math, thus I decided non to write y'all a letter.

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Ms. Kipp is our nutritional teacher.  And, I saw her walking some alongside a tin of coke yesterday. Can y'all believe that?!?

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Asia IS Korea.

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Why would y'all desire your scentsy to aroma similar your boyfriend?

[For the record, this was non said to me.  My scentsy smells similar pomegranates.]

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You're going to live ugly for the balance of your life.  You mightiness also practise it now.

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Have y'all always had a yawn gone wrong?

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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Canadian goose named Jim lives inwards my yard.   

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I experience similar 1 of those people alongside plastic surgical operation gone incorrect because I tin solely opened upward 1 side of my mouth.

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When people are dead, they float until they sink.

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Me: I don't know anything almost Hogwarts.
Student: I idea y'all were a nerd.

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Your pilus makes y'all hold back similar a paintbrush.

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Student 1: Are y'all having a bad pilus day? 
Student 2: No. I but don't bother to educate my pilus anymore. 
Student 1: How are y'all going to choice upward females similar that? 
Student 3: With his pickup truck.

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