Things Teenagers Say: Book 29

I know I'm super behind on blogging virtually lots of stuff, but I simply had to spider web log virtually things teenagers country today.  I'll learn some to blogging virtually SXSWedu in addition to Pi Day in addition to all kinds of other fun materials soon!  Promise.

I don't know what it was virtually today, but my students were maxim crazy things left in addition to right. Maybe they're ever this funny in addition to I learn busy in addition to don't realize it, or possibly at that spot was simply something inwards the air today. Either way, bask my students in addition to their craziness!



I decided to brand a novel Things Teenagers Say logo since the final i has gotten used quite a bit.  It's brilliant dark-green inwards award of the kickoff of spring. :)

Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28

Twitter tweets scissure me up.

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I tossed my Canis familiaris inwards the ceiling fan. But, it's a skillful thing because he lived.

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I had ii boyfriends at once, but I don't count that equally cheating.

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Me: This morning, I opened my yogurt, in addition to it splattered all over me.  Don't y'all loathe when that happens?
Student: If y'all ate bacon, that wouldn't happen.

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Ms. Hagan can't live a cougar. Cougars swallow meat.

(And, for the record, I'm definitely non a cougar.  Just idea I should clear that up...)

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Me: I got something inwards the ship today!
Student: Was it a grown man’s foot?
Me: That would live a no. What type of ship practise you unremarkably get?!?

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How did your swain ship y'all flowers all the agency from Australia?  Oh wait.  I'm dumb.  Australia is inwards America.  That makes feel how he could ship y'all flowers now.

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Witzzle is what I alive for, Ms. Hagan!

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This lesson is radical!
(Of course, this was said during a lesson on reviewing radicals...)

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Me: I’m going to tweet that.
Student: Make certain y'all @ me.
Me: I receive got a policy that I don’t @ students on twitter.
Student: But, I demand to a greater extent than followers.
Another Student: Do y'all truly desire a lot of cat-loving math teachers to kickoff next you?

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Can I opened upward a window? I experience similar I’m breathing other people’s air.

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I don’t fifty-fifty retrieve how to snog anymore. I’m going to receive got to await it upward on YouTube.

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Is it weird if I don’t similar people coming over to my household in addition to using my silverware? I ever laissez passer on them plastic. And, I ever accept my ain silverware if I become over to other people’s houses.

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I wishing at that spot was a throwing upward emoji.

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Student 1: When is your adjacent soccer game?
Student 2: Next week.
Student 1: Who practise y'all play?
Student 2: I don’t know.
Student 1: I’ve heard of them!

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Ms. Hagan, I receive got determined that paying attending inwards bird truly matters!

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I would rather learn striking inwards the caput amongst golf game ball-sized hail than practise this math problem.

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I'll live hither all calendar week amongst the pi jokes.  I'm similar a baker.

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I'm going to live that creepy admirer of Ms. Hagan in addition to position her refer on my dorsum windshield.

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You can't truly speed inwards my auto in addition to await cool.

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Why did no i tell me my mustache is looking pedophilish?

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