Things Teenagers Say: Book 28

Happy Friday!  We had our kickoff 2 snowfall days of the yr this calendar week which made it a curt but super crazy week.  There's only something near having a four-day weekend that makes kids a fleck antsy inwards the classroom.  Though, I gauge it did permit me to missy the post-Valentine saccharide rush. ;)  Here's the latest installment of crazy things teenagers say.



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Ms. Hagan doesn't consume chicken strips. She's non going to seize alongside teeth you.

[Said yesteryear a pupil to their younger sibling to convince them it was prophylactic to run inwards my classroom.]

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You convey the ranch. I'll convey the fried crickets.

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Ms. Hagan couldn't larn to China. She'd pick out to consume cats.

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Do ovaries brand you lot run faster?

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I'm going to "common sense" you.

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Me: You are going to pretend to last a business office for us.  Your business office is to foursquare whatever input you lot are given.  Do you lot understand?
Student 1: Yes.
Me: So, if I tell 10, what practise you lot say?
Student 1: 100
Student 2: And, if I tell 49, what practise you lot say?
Student 1: Get a calculator.

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I pick out to larn all A's this semester in addition to hence I tin flame larn a goat.

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Math doesn't brand me nervous. It makes me desire to stab my eyes out. 

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Me: Take of your hat.  You know the rule.
Student: But, I pick out to apparel my hat. My pilus is........green. 

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Student 1: Are you lot going to run out us?
Me: I'm non planning on leaving anytime soon.
Student 2: But, if Ms. Hagan left, nosotros powerfulness larn a to a greater extent than interesting math teacher.
Student 3: I don't intend it's possible to pick out a to a greater extent than interesting teacher.

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Student: Do you lot similar sour skittles?
Me: No. I don't similar skittles.
Student: Ms. Hagan doesn't similar Skittles.  Guys, I intend nosotros should jump her.
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People who play bowling are old.

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I bruise easily. I'm similar a banana.

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Don't serenade me every Friday. I don't similar beingness serenaded.

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Does anyone else pick out a balloon I tin flame suck the helium out of?

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Happy Valentines Day, you lot freaking human relationship person.

Thanks...
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I'm going to grow upward to last an hush-hush behave fighter.

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Student 1: Ms. Hagan, pick out you lot always shot a gun.
Me: No.
Student 2: If she doesn't consume meat, why does she quest to shoot a gun?

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