Things Teenagers Say: Book 30
Today's Mon which inward my classroom agency a fourth dimension to portion "Good Things." It's getting to that signal inward the schoolhouse twelvemonth where I'm looking forrad to summertime vacation. Spring Break seems similar a distant memory. It's slow at this signal inward the twelvemonth to lose my focus as well as call upwards alone most those of import tests nosotros own got coming up. But, I didn't larn into instruction for the testing. I went into instruction for the students. And, today, they are my adept thing. If it wasn't for my students who inspire me daily, force me to last a improve teacher, as well as own got a penchant for maxim crazy things that brand me (and the balance of the Internet) laugh, I couldn't create the undertaking I love.
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I didn't state I was going to kill you. I but mentioned that something mightiness come about to you.
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Ms. Hagan, you're grounded! You're non allowed to last a math instructor anymore. I call upwards that's the alone affair y'all would always larn mad most missing.
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If I always own got children, I'm non going to discover them to math until the oldest historic catamenia possible.
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He sounds similar a dying walrus when he laughs.
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Will y'all kicking [Student 1] out of shape if I hand y'all [Student 2]'s leg?
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Ms. Hagan doesn't demand but about other leg!
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Do y'all demand a tissue for your issue?
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I wonder how many cows it takes to brand i burger...
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It tin larn at most 1. Does that hateful it tin larn 2?
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Student 1: Ms. Hagan, your outfit is on signal today!
Me: Thanks! I'm super excited most this clothing because it has pockets.
Student 2: You could role your pockets to shoplift stuff. No i would always notice!
Me: Do y'all actually call upwards I would last the type of individual to shoplift?!?
Student 2: I tin totally come across y'all shoplifting calculators.
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Student 1: Math is similar a graveyard.
Student 2: No, math is similar a relationship. It's total of problems that can't last solved.
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Student 1: What are y'all doing?
Student 2: Writing letters to donationers.
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Student: Does your fellow telephone scream upwards y'all Ms. Hagan or Sarah?
Me: What create y'all think?
Student: Oh, I gauge that would last sort of weird for him to telephone scream upwards y'all Ms. Hagan.
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Student 1: Do y'all know what rhymes alongside Friday?
Me: No.
Student 2: Pi Day?
Student 1: No. Vodka.
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Student 1: It's hot inward here.
Me: I'm non hot.
Student 2: Yes y'all are. You're welcome.
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(While playing taboo...)
Student 1: You larn this when you're a girl. It has to create alongside your breasts.
Student 2: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 bra?
Student 1: No. They strike them inward a machine.
Student 3: Mammogram.
Student 1: Oh. I idea that was called a monogram. Oops...
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Ms. Hagan, he's cropping his ex-girlfriend out of the film past times turning her into a tree!
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Walking through the hallways is similar walking through "Days of our Lives."
Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29
I didn't state I was going to kill you. I but mentioned that something mightiness come about to you.
--
Ms. Hagan, you're grounded! You're non allowed to last a math instructor anymore. I call upwards that's the alone affair y'all would always larn mad most missing.
--
If I always own got children, I'm non going to discover them to math until the oldest historic catamenia possible.
--
He sounds similar a dying walrus when he laughs.
--
Will y'all kicking [Student 1] out of shape if I hand y'all [Student 2]'s leg?
--
Ms. Hagan doesn't demand but about other leg!
--
Do y'all demand a tissue for your issue?
--
I wonder how many cows it takes to brand i burger...
--
It tin larn at most 1. Does that hateful it tin larn 2?
--
Student 1: Ms. Hagan, your outfit is on signal today!
Me: Thanks! I'm super excited most this clothing because it has pockets.
Student 2: You could role your pockets to shoplift stuff. No i would always notice!
Me: Do y'all actually call upwards I would last the type of individual to shoplift?!?
Student 2: I tin totally come across y'all shoplifting calculators.
--
Student 1: Math is similar a graveyard.
Student 2: No, math is similar a relationship. It's total of problems that can't last solved.
--
Student 1: What are y'all doing?
Student 2: Writing letters to donationers.
--
Student: Does your fellow telephone scream upwards y'all Ms. Hagan or Sarah?
Me: What create y'all think?
Student: Oh, I gauge that would last sort of weird for him to telephone scream upwards y'all Ms. Hagan.
--
Student 1: Do y'all know what rhymes alongside Friday?
Me: No.
Student 2: Pi Day?
Student 1: No. Vodka.
--
Student 1: It's hot inward here.
Me: I'm non hot.
Student 2: Yes y'all are. You're welcome.
--
(While playing taboo...)
Student 1: You larn this when you're a girl. It has to create alongside your breasts.
Student 2: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 bra?
Student 1: No. They strike them inward a machine.
Student 3: Mammogram.
Student 1: Oh. I idea that was called a monogram. Oops...
--
Ms. Hagan, he's cropping his ex-girlfriend out of the film past times turning her into a tree!
--
Walking through the hallways is similar walking through "Days of our Lives."
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