Things Teenagers Say: Book 32



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Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31

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She's married to my ex-future-husband.

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Student: Ms. Hagan, create y'all teach cream inwards your slushies at Sonic?
Me: I don't teach slushies at Sonic.
Student: You haven't experienced life equally life itself, then.

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My elbows sometimes hold off similar elephant skin.

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Your pilus looks similar a cheerleader's pom-pom.

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Student: Ms. Hagan, this textbook is nearly equally former equally y'all are.
Me: What yr is it from?
Student: The commence final result appointment was 1998.
Me: You create realize what yr I was born in, right?
Student: 1989?
Me: Yeah.  That's quite a flake far away from 1998.

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I don't know many former racist people.  But, thence again, I don't know that many former people.

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Male Student: What if y'all cutting your cords?
Female Student: Do y'all hateful necktie your tubes?
Male Student: Oh...

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My baby's going to nous to Alice Cooper!

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Student 1: This doll has dainty Barbie boobs!
Student 2: My doll has dainty boobs, too!
Student 1: No, it doesn't.  See my doll's boobs are shiny.  Your doll's boobs are matte.

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My oculus feels similar glass, as well as I can't bargain alongside it.

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Twitter is only for rich people.

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Student 1: Guys, I've been married xxx times.
Student 2: Did y'all know y'all tin teach married inwards each state?

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Student 1: There's a lot of production inwards her hair.
Student 2: Are y'all certain there's no quotient inwards her hair?

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You convey selective hearing, Ms. Hagan.  I used to teach spankings for selective hearing.

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I'm going to become home, swallow approximately chocolate, as well as shave my legs at lunch.

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Did y'all teach your tattoo done professionally or inwards approximately alley past times a guy named Berta?




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