Things Teenagers Enjoin - Book 11
It's difficult to believe that I've already made it to Volume eleven of Things Teenagers Say! I dearest pedagogy teenagers because y'all never know what they are going to say. Sure, they tin move silly. And, sometimes inappropriate. But, they tin also move thoughtful in addition to profound.
To consider previous volumes of Things Teenagers Say, click below.
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
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Student: Do y'all know what Victoria Secret is?
Me: Does anybody else possess got a expert affair to percentage from this weekend?
Student: I made $60 from stripping...<insert real awkward pause!> ...wire.
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How did this acquire here?
Said later on a pupil randomly pulled a milk os out of his backpack spell looking for his homework...
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Students are examining equations to decide if they are parallel, perpendicular, or intersecting but non perpendicular.
Student: I'm inwards a pickle here!
Me: Yes, you're right! Those lines are perpendicular because their slopes are contrary reciprocals.
Student: Wait. I never answered.
Me: Yes, y'all did. You said they were perpendicular!
Student: No, I said, "I'm inwards a pickle here."
Me: Oops...
In my defense, I'm inwards a pickle hither sounds a lot similar perpendicular!
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Me: Who tin grade me an representative of parallel lines that y'all mightiness run into inwards existent life?
Student: Crack lines are ofttimes parallel.
Me: Yes, that wasn't precisely what I was going for. I was thinking something to a greater extent than along the lines of develop tracks.
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Do y'all desire to consider a painting of my wisdom teeth?
I've never seen a pupil deport to a greater extent than or less an x-ray of their teeth inwards the forepart bag of their binder before...
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Watch your mouth! I'm Catholic!
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To consider previous volumes of Things Teenagers Say, click below.
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Student: Do y'all know what Victoria Secret is?
Me: Yes, it's a lingerie store.
Student: No, it's not. They sell underwear, too!
Me: Ummm... That's what lingerie is.
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Do y'all know what's sad, Ms. Hagan? You possess got to a greater extent than friends than I do. There's ever people inwards your room earlier schoolhouse in addition to at lunch!
What tin I say? I estimate I'm simply popular. :)
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What tin I say? I estimate I'm simply popular. :)
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Me: Class, it is never appropriate to leave of absence of your spot during a lesson, alternative upwards a desk, in addition to threaten to throw it at a student.
Student: But, he was calling me names!
Student: But, he was calling me names!
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Student: Have y'all ever seen Madea Goes to Jail?
Me: No, I've never seen whatever of the Madea movies.
Student: Then, possess got y'all seen Madea's Family Reunion?
Me: No.
Student: What virtually A Madea Christmas?
Me: Nope. I haven't seen that i either.
Student: When I acquire older in addition to it's to a greater extent than appropriate, I'm going to accept y'all to a Madea movie!
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Student: You possess got a facebook account?!?!?
Me: Yeah. Is that hence difficult to believe?
Student: Yes.
Me: You exercise realize that I was a college pupil less than ii years ago. Most college students possess got a facebook account.
Student: Well, nosotros forget how immature y'all genuinely are because you're simply an onetime soul.
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I overheard this conversation spell ii students were walking into my classroom...
Student 1: Is this yours? Do y'all desire it back?
Student 2: It's non mine. I don't desire it!
Me: (jokingly) It's mine. I'll accept it back.
Student 1: Okay. It's yours.
The side yesteryear side affair I know, a tampon comes whizzing across the room in addition to lands inwards my lap. Thankfully, it was novel in addition to unopened. But, I learned a lesson that day. Never joke virtually something beingness yours unless y'all know what it is! The manful mortal pupil who threw it at me did come upwards in addition to remember it. He took it dorsum out inwards the hall to grade it to somebody else. I don't fifty-fifty desire to know...
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Student: Have y'all ever seen Madea Goes to Jail?
Me: No, I've never seen whatever of the Madea movies.
Student: Then, possess got y'all seen Madea's Family Reunion?
Me: No.
Student: What virtually A Madea Christmas?
Me: Nope. I haven't seen that i either.
Student: When I acquire older in addition to it's to a greater extent than appropriate, I'm going to accept y'all to a Madea movie!
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Student: You possess got a facebook account?!?!?
Me: Yeah. Is that hence difficult to believe?
Student: Yes.
Me: You exercise realize that I was a college pupil less than ii years ago. Most college students possess got a facebook account.
Student: Well, nosotros forget how immature y'all genuinely are because you're simply an onetime soul.
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I overheard this conversation spell ii students were walking into my classroom...
Student 1: Is this yours? Do y'all desire it back?
Student 2: It's non mine. I don't desire it!
Me: (jokingly) It's mine. I'll accept it back.
Student 1: Okay. It's yours.
The side yesteryear side affair I know, a tampon comes whizzing across the room in addition to lands inwards my lap. Thankfully, it was novel in addition to unopened. But, I learned a lesson that day. Never joke virtually something beingness yours unless y'all know what it is! The manful mortal pupil who threw it at me did come upwards in addition to remember it. He took it dorsum out inwards the hall to grade it to somebody else. I don't fifty-fifty desire to know...
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Student: Did y'all convey a pistol to schoolhouse today?
Me: No! Why would y'all ever think that I would exercise something similar that ?!?
Student: Well, yesterday was National Tortilla Chip Day.
Me: And???
Student: And, y'all had tortilla chips behind your desk. Today is Pistol Patent Day. So, I idea that y'all mightiness possess got brought a pistol alongside y'all today.
Me: No...
Me: No! Why would y'all ever think that I would exercise something similar that ?!?
Student: Well, yesterday was National Tortilla Chip Day.
Me: And???
Student: And, y'all had tortilla chips behind your desk. Today is Pistol Patent Day. So, I idea that y'all mightiness possess got brought a pistol alongside y'all today.
Me: No...
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Student: Is it okay if I enjoin y'all something?
Me: Sure!
Student: What if it makes y'all mad? Do y'all nonetheless desire me to enjoin it to you?
Me: Why not?
Student: Okay, don't move mad at me for proverb this, but you've been a lot meaner since nosotros came dorsum from Christmas Break!
Good news, guys! My new year's resolution is working!
Student: Is it okay if I enjoin y'all something?
Me: Sure!
Student: What if it makes y'all mad? Do y'all nonetheless desire me to enjoin it to you?
Me: Why not?
Student: Okay, don't move mad at me for proverb this, but you've been a lot meaner since nosotros came dorsum from Christmas Break!
Good news, guys! My new year's resolution is working!
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Me: Does anybody else possess got a expert affair to percentage from this weekend?
Student: I made $60 from stripping...<insert real awkward pause!> ...wire.
--
How did this acquire here?
Said later on a pupil randomly pulled a milk os out of his backpack spell looking for his homework...
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After dropping my SMART Board marking for the minute fourth dimension inwards i course of written report period:
Student: Did y'all swallow popcorn for lunch?
Student: Did y'all swallow popcorn for lunch?
Me: No, why would y'all think that?
Student: Well, you've got butter fingers. And, y'all unremarkably acquire those from eating popcorn.
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Student: Well, you've got butter fingers. And, y'all unremarkably acquire those from eating popcorn.
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Students are examining equations to decide if they are parallel, perpendicular, or intersecting but non perpendicular.
Student: I'm inwards a pickle here!
Me: Yes, you're right! Those lines are perpendicular because their slopes are contrary reciprocals.
Student: Wait. I never answered.
Me: Yes, y'all did. You said they were perpendicular!
Student: No, I said, "I'm inwards a pickle here."
Me: Oops...
In my defense, I'm inwards a pickle hither sounds a lot similar perpendicular!
--
Me: Who tin grade me an representative of parallel lines that y'all mightiness run into inwards existent life?
Student: Crack lines are ofttimes parallel.
Me: Yes, that wasn't precisely what I was going for. I was thinking something to a greater extent than along the lines of develop tracks.
--
Do y'all desire to consider a painting of my wisdom teeth?
I've never seen a pupil deport to a greater extent than or less an x-ray of their teeth inwards the forepart bag of their binder before...
--
Watch your mouth! I'm Catholic!
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Student: If it wasn't for bananas, nosotros would move dead.
Me: Why?
Student: Monkeys would acquire crazy without bananas, in addition to and then they would kill us.
Student: Monkeys would acquire crazy without bananas, in addition to and then they would kill us.
Me: I was feeling nice, hence I typed out all the steps for you.
Student: You remove to experience prissy to a greater extent than often!
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