Things Teenagers Enjoin - Book Nine

It's been a picayune piece since my concluding edition of Things Teenagers Say.

If you're novel to my blog, live on certain to banking concern tally out the previous hilarious conversations I've either had amongst students or overheard inward my classroom.

Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5 | Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8

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You hold back similar you're dead.

Thanks!  I blame the document camera.  

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Student A: You're 23, right?

Me: No, I'm 24. 
Student B: Of course of report she's 24.  We've alone been talking close it ALL year.

Okay.  I powerfulness of made form of a big bargain out of my birthday.

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Your legs are in addition to hence tan...
It's called panty hose.
I know.  I only can't cease looking at your legs.

Teenagers are the best at awkward comments.

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Me: And, nosotros know that the gradient of every vertical business is undefined.
Student: Is that linguistic communication actually necessary?

Oh no!  I only used the worst curse give-and-take ever inward math in addition to inward algebra inward class!

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There are 51 states, right?

No...

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You say "Uno" when you lot convey ii cards left, right?

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Me: Unless you lot are texting somebody that today is your math teacher's birthday, your telephone should NOT live on out!

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What produce you lot buy the farm when you lot combine nutella in addition to salmon?
Salmonella

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Student: I'm glad you lot didn't laissez passer on us a exam today.  We've had similar eight tests today.

Me: It's alone sixth hour.

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While doing a worksheet that asks students to write an inequality symbol that correctly compares ii students.  

Student: I demand around help.
Me: Okay.  Which employment are you lot on?
Student: Number of inches inward a yard.
Me: And, what's your question?
Student: How am I supposed to know how big their backyard is?

Me: [The look]

Student: Oh, that form of yard.

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While working on around other inquiry on the same worksheet.

There are definitely to a greater extent than oceans than continents.

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Your Z's hold back similar the Hitler symbol.

And, this is what you lot buy the farm when you lot offset putting a business through your Z's inward the eighth bird because your Algebra 1 instructor puts lines through her Z's.  

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Student A: Don't so-and-so in addition to so-and-so hold back alike?

Student B: They're twins!

Student C: They don't hold back precisely alike.

Student B: They're fraternity twins!

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