Things Teenagers Rank Book 12
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Volume 11
This year, I've recorded a ton of funny things that students conduct hold said inwards my classroom. Several of you lot conduct hold told me that my Things Teenagers Say posts are your favorite posts to read. They're ane of my favorite posts to write, too.
My students proceed me on my toes 24/7! I simply never know what crazy things are going to come upward out of their mouths next! I started off the twelvemonth keeping past times writing these funny (and sometimes profound) statements on post-it notes as well as sticking them inwards my jar.
I before long outgrew my jolt as well as had to kickoff storing my post-it notes inwards my overflow place - a ziplock handbag inwards my desk drawer.
Me: So, does anybody conduct hold whatever suggestions for dress-up days during Sprit Week?
Student: We should definitely produce birthday arrange day.
Me: No. I don't think so. I'm going to conduct hold to role my veto ability on that suggestion.
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Yay! I tin flame role my mag today!
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Ms. Hagan, I know what nosotros should produce today. We should abide by the cease of pi.
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I know a way nosotros tin flame recall what vogue means. Most Often Digit Ever.
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Oh, you're wearing tights. I wondered why your ankles were as well as then wrinkly.
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That video replays inwards my caput over as well as over as well as over. I won't fifty-fifty hold upward thinking virtually math, as well as I tin flame simply come across that guy skiing.
Slope Dude for the win!
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Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11
This year, I've recorded a ton of funny things that students conduct hold said inwards my classroom. Several of you lot conduct hold told me that my Things Teenagers Say posts are your favorite posts to read. They're ane of my favorite posts to write, too.
My students proceed me on my toes 24/7! I simply never know what crazy things are going to come upward out of their mouths next! I started off the twelvemonth keeping past times writing these funny (and sometimes profound) statements on post-it notes as well as sticking them inwards my jar.
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| Jar of Classroom Memories, Funny Conversations, etc. |
I before long outgrew my jolt as well as had to kickoff storing my post-it notes inwards my overflow place - a ziplock handbag inwards my desk drawer.
Student: Man! It's actually going to suck when you lot acquire married!
Me: Why?
Student: Your advert is going to change, as well as you lot won't hold upward able to role your advert plaque anymore.
Me: True, but...
Student: You should tell the guy that you lot won't wed him unless he agrees to purchase you lot a novel one!
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Me: Why?
Student: Your advert is going to change, as well as you lot won't hold upward able to role your advert plaque anymore.
Me: True, but...
Student: You should tell the guy that you lot won't wed him unless he agrees to purchase you lot a novel one!
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Me: So, does anybody conduct hold whatever suggestions for dress-up days during Sprit Week?
Student: We should definitely produce birthday arrange day.
Me: No. I don't think so. I'm going to conduct hold to role my veto ability on that suggestion.
--
Yay! I tin flame role my mag today!
--
Ms. Hagan, I know what nosotros should produce today. We should abide by the cease of pi.
--
I know a way nosotros tin flame recall what vogue means. Most Often Digit Ever.
--
Oh, you're wearing tights. I wondered why your ankles were as well as then wrinkly.
--
Student: What type of auto produce you lot drive?
Me: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Ford Taurus. Why?
Student: So, that's non your Smart Car parked inwards forepart of the school?
Me: Nope. That's non my car.
Student: Oh, I actually idea that was your auto when I saw it.
Me: Do I seem similar the type of individual who would effort a Smart Car?
Student: Yes! I tin flame totally come across you lot pimping out your Smart Car to hold upward a math car.
Me: Oh really?
Student: You would likely arrive as well as then your brake lights looked similar addition signs.
Me: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Ford Taurus. Why?
Student: So, that's non your Smart Car parked inwards forepart of the school?
Me: Nope. That's non my car.
Student: Oh, I actually idea that was your auto when I saw it.
Me: Do I seem similar the type of individual who would effort a Smart Car?
Student: Yes! I tin flame totally come across you lot pimping out your Smart Car to hold upward a math car.
Me: Oh really?
Student: You would likely arrive as well as then your brake lights looked similar addition signs.
That video replays inwards my caput over as well as over as well as over. I won't fifty-fifty hold upward thinking virtually math, as well as I tin flame simply come across that guy skiing.
Slope Dude for the win!
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When I play alongside Barbie dolls, it gets my 24-hour interval going!
This pupil really, really, actually enjoyed our Barbie Bungee project!
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Me: Who tin flame tell me the most specific gear upward of numbers that two belongs to?
Student: Isn't two a normal number?
Me: Think virtually the sets of numbers that nosotros conduct hold learned about. None of them were called normal numbers.
Student: I recall now! 2 is a venture number!
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Student: Could you lot delight telephone vociferation upward me Crisco today?
Me: Why?
Student: Well, the board says it's Get Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 New Name Day. And, I desire my novel advert to hold upward Crisco.
By the cease of the shape period, the bulk of my 3rd menses had adopted novel names. That day, I taught Pablo, Chico, Jose, Crisco, Gary, Leonardo, Jade, as well as Sky inwards add-on to my regularly named students. Every fourth dimension I would telephone vociferation upward on a student, I would conduct hold to actually concentrate on remembering to telephone vociferation upward them past times their novel name. When I would accidentally telephone vociferation upward a pupil past times their actual name, they would acquire very, really angry at me. They accept our celebration of crazy holidays really seriously.
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Student: I think I'm going to cash inwards one's chips a vegetarian!
Me: Oh, what brought this alter on?
Student: Well, I've been watching you lot all year, as well as you lot haven't been ill once!Me: Oh, what brought this alter on?
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