Things Teenagers Nation - Book 10

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What starts alongside an m, ends alongside an h, in addition to makes children cry?  
Math

One of my Algebra two students came upward alongside this joke on his own.  I didn't discovery it really amusing, but I could enjoin past times the laughing that the residuum of my class could relate.  If I call back correctly, this was said on our outset twenty-four hours of polynomial long division...

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Mentally, I'm inward the 2020's.  But, physically, I'm inward 2014.

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I killed the cat, in addition to I don't know how to laid upward it.  Help!

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You've got to follow the dominion of math: Please excuse my something something something.

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My graph is then cute!  

Best affair to withdraw heed from a pupil during a test!

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My arteries wound because of you.

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Some of my ellipses hold off similar drunken, squished soldiers.

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You're weird, Ms. Hagan.  But, that's okay.  I honey weird teachers.  Weird teachers are to a greater extent than fun.

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Can y'all odor the give away nine?

Yes, yeah I can.  Now what did I only deal to?!?

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Student: It smells similar burning woods inward here.
Me: What?
Student: Sometimes I laid pencils on lavatory inward my bedroom, in addition to your classroom smells precisely similar that.

I don't fifty-fifty desire to know!

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Me: I require a calendar week off.
Student: Why?  So y'all tin pass it alongside your cats?

And, for the record, I even then don't ain a unmarried cat.  I accept no clue where my students got the persuasion that I'm a crazy truthful cat lady!  

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Tomorrow, I'm going to accept the X-Box flu.

So, that's what they telephone phone it demo when your parents telephone phone y'all inward sick when you're not...

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Me: What does the give-and-take linear remind y'all of?
Student: My mom.
Me: Why would the give-and-take linear brand y'all intend of your mom?
Student: My mom gave nascence to me.  Everything makes me intend of her.

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Somewhere along the way, I started putting lines through my z's without realizing it.

Another convert.  I started putting lines through my z's because of my eighth bird Algebra 1 teacher.  Now, students are putting lines through their z's because of me!  

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Student: I was explaining the quadratic formula to my family.
Me: Oh, in addition to what did they think?
Student: Their brains were pain only similar mine.

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