Things Teenagers Nation - Book 10
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What starts alongside an m, ends alongside an h, in addition to makes children cry?
Math
One of my Algebra two students came upward alongside this joke on his own. I didn't discovery it really amusing, but I could enjoin past times the laughing that the residuum of my class could relate. If I call back correctly, this was said on our outset twenty-four hours of polynomial long division...
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Mentally, I'm inward the 2020's. But, physically, I'm inward 2014.
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I killed the cat, in addition to I don't know how to laid upward it. Help!
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You've got to follow the dominion of math: Please excuse my something something something.
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My graph is then cute!
Best affair to withdraw heed from a pupil during a test!
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My arteries wound because of you.
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Some of my ellipses hold off similar drunken, squished soldiers.
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You're weird, Ms. Hagan. But, that's okay. I honey weird teachers. Weird teachers are to a greater extent than fun.
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Can y'all odor the give away nine?
Yes, yeah I can. Now what did I only deal to?!?
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Student: Sometimes I laid pencils on lavatory inward my bedroom, in addition to your classroom smells precisely similar that.
I don't fifty-fifty desire to know!
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Me: I require a calendar week off.
Student: Why? So y'all tin pass it alongside your cats?
And, for the record, I even then don't ain a unmarried cat. I accept no clue where my students got the persuasion that I'm a crazy truthful cat lady!
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Tomorrow, I'm going to accept the X-Box flu.
So, that's what they telephone phone it demo when your parents telephone phone y'all inward sick when you're not...
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Me: What does the give-and-take linear remind y'all of?
Student: My mom.
Me: Why would the give-and-take linear brand y'all intend of your mom?
Student: My mom gave nascence to me. Everything makes me intend of her.
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Somewhere along the way, I started putting lines through my z's without realizing it.
Another convert. I started putting lines through my z's because of my eighth bird Algebra 1 teacher. Now, students are putting lines through their z's because of me!
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Student: Their brains were pain only similar mine.
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Can y'all odor the give away nine?
Yes, yeah I can. Now what did I only deal to?!?
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Student: It smells similar burning woods inward here.
Me: What?I don't fifty-fifty desire to know!
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Me: I require a calendar week off.
Student: Why? So y'all tin pass it alongside your cats?
And, for the record, I even then don't ain a unmarried cat. I accept no clue where my students got the persuasion that I'm a crazy truthful cat lady!
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Tomorrow, I'm going to accept the X-Box flu.
So, that's what they telephone phone it demo when your parents telephone phone y'all inward sick when you're not...
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Me: What does the give-and-take linear remind y'all of?
Student: My mom.
Me: Why would the give-and-take linear brand y'all intend of your mom?
Student: My mom gave nascence to me. Everything makes me intend of her.
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Somewhere along the way, I started putting lines through my z's without realizing it.
Another convert. I started putting lines through my z's because of my eighth bird Algebra 1 teacher. Now, students are putting lines through their z's because of me!
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Student: I was explaining the quadratic formula to my family.
Me: Oh, in addition to what did they think?Student: Their brains were pain only similar mine.
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