Things Teenagers Say: Book 41
A novel schoolhouse twelvemonth agency a room amount of novel teenagers to tell crazy, off-the-wall things. Almost all of my students are freshmen this year, together with therefore I experience similar that's fifty-fifty adding to the commons flat of craziness I've acquire accustomed to!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Never acquire betwixt a human being together with his gum stick!
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She thinks it's creepy because she's never seen my forehead.
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So, you're proverb I could acquire places faster if I simply skipped?
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What a pupil says when he's non happy amongst the prize you lot gave him:
You could accept simply robbed a jewelry shop together with gave us diamonds.
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Please practise non fall. I'll cry!
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Man! Your cabinet makes you lot await similar a sneaker head!
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Student 1: I already accept my prom dress. It's white together with gold.
Student 2: You hateful dark together with blue?
Student 1: I loathe you!
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Student 1: Your mom tin mail away brand about bomb pancakes!
Student 2: I know. I alive there.
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I gum similar a third grader.
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You telephone telephone your machine Petunia?!? Mine is Myrtle!
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You'll larn pretty fast there's no fourth dimension to slumber inwards this class!
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Google has all the answers. I'm dating Google. I'm going to advert my tike Google.
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That overflowing nosotros had yesterday was similar an inch away from biblical.
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Student 1: Why are you lot wearing Jerusalem shoes?
Rest of Class: [Weird, Confused Looks]
Student 1: Jesus was born inwards Jerusalem, you lot idiot!
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Upon realizing that I made 4 dissimilar versions of the quiz:
You are smart! You made each 1 of these different!
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Are you lot trying to kill me? Because if you lot are, you're doing a terrible chore of it.
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Fried chicken wants to survive mediocre, but it can't.
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
--
This flat is similar Pinterest!
--
Never acquire betwixt a human being together with his gum stick!
--
She thinks it's creepy because she's never seen my forehead.
--
So, you're proverb I could acquire places faster if I simply skipped?
--
What a pupil says when he's non happy amongst the prize you lot gave him:
You could accept simply robbed a jewelry shop together with gave us diamonds.
--
Please practise non fall. I'll cry!
--
Man! Your cabinet makes you lot await similar a sneaker head!
--
Student 1: I already accept my prom dress. It's white together with gold.
Student 2: You hateful dark together with blue?
Student 1: I loathe you!
--
Student 1: Your mom tin mail away brand about bomb pancakes!
Student 2: I know. I alive there.
--
I gum similar a third grader.
--
You telephone telephone your machine Petunia?!? Mine is Myrtle!
--
You'll larn pretty fast there's no fourth dimension to slumber inwards this class!
--
Google has all the answers. I'm dating Google. I'm going to advert my tike Google.
--
That overflowing nosotros had yesterday was similar an inch away from biblical.
--
Student 1: Why are you lot wearing Jerusalem shoes?
Rest of Class: [Weird, Confused Looks]
Student 1: Jesus was born inwards Jerusalem, you lot idiot!
--
Upon realizing that I made 4 dissimilar versions of the quiz:
You are smart! You made each 1 of these different!
--
Are you lot trying to kill me? Because if you lot are, you're doing a terrible chore of it.
--
Fried chicken wants to survive mediocre, but it can't.
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