Things Teenagers Say Book 35

Happy Tuesday!  I decided today is the perfect 24-hour interval to circular upward the latest crazy things teenagers convey said inward my classroom.  There's never a tedious instant alongside them.



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Student: What is their meat made out of inward Australia?
Whole Class: [Shocked Silence]
Student: Well, I don't know if they convey cows.  So, I idea they mightiness brand their beef out of something else.

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Ms. Hagan is cooler than you.  Don't rima oris her!

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Do y'all convey a dissever credit menu simply for buying truthful cat food?

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I similar to alive dangerously.  I play the Wii without the security strap.

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My life destination is to staple pudding to a tree.

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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 pupil blew a bubble alongside his mucilage in addition to slapped his confront to popular it.  Here's the conversation that ensued:

Me: Is that a normal matter to do?
Student: Yes.  Are y'all telling me you've never done that?
Me: I truly can't blow a bubble alongside gum.
Student: Whaaaat?!?
Me: It's okay.  I don't truly similar gum.
Student: You don't similar gum?!?  That's similar maxim y'all don't similar meat.
Me: [Awkward Silence]
Student:  Don't tell me that you're 1 of those vegan people!
Me: Well, I tin flame tell y'all that I'm non vegan.  But, I am a vegetarian.
Student: [Awkward Silence]

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For 1 of our Homecoming Spirit Days, nosotros had Past vs. Future every bit the theme.  Many students came to flat dressed every bit babies.  One daughter fifty-fifty went every bit far every bit to have on an adult diaper on the exterior of her clothing.

Student: I demand to alter my diaper.  It ripped.
Me: Okay.
Student: But, I can't simply throw my diaper inward your trash can.  It would hold off weird if at that spot was a diaper inward your trash.
Me: There's a trash tin flame inward the hall.  You could throw it away out there.
Student:  But, that would endure weird if someone saw me throwing away a diaper inward the hall.
Me: I don't know what to tell y'all then.  I've never had this work before.
Student:  I'll seat it inward a Sonic purse inward your trash thence it doesn't hold off weird.  

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Me: Everyday is a proficient 24-hour interval to create math!
Student:  You demand or thence hamburger or something inward your life.  Then, peradventure y'all wouldn't intend similar that.

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Ms. Hagan, your pilus is on my paper.

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Student: Can I inquire y'all a question?
Me: Sure:
Student: WHAT ARE THOSE???  [pointing to my shoes]
Me: Shoes?
Student: Oh...
Another Student: Wow, nosotros didn't intend you'd convey the courage to teach through alongside that.
Me: I am thence confused.
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 3rd student: It's a vine.
Me: That explains it.  I don't sympathize what your generation's obsession alongside vines is, though.
Third Student:  You should truly sentry this one.  They teach upward to a police line officeholder in addition to betoken at his shoes because they are weird looking.
Me: Oh, does that hateful y'all intend my shoes are weird looking?  I. Am. Offended.
Student:  Shut up, guys.  You're going to teach me inward trouble.  I intend your shoes hold off simply fine, Ms. Hagan.

Two minutes later..

Student: Oh my goodness, guys.  She's wearing Crocs.  Why didn't y'all tell Crocs when I asked y'all what y'all were wearing?  That would convey been epic.

[For the record, they are Crocs apparel shoes.]

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Me: Mathematicians convey nightmares virtually having radicals left inward the denominator.
Student: Do they really?
Me; Yes.
Student: I know what my Halloween costume is going to endure now.  I am going to apparel upward every bit 2/Radical 7.

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Because Ms. Hagan is a vegan, she volition never sense the pleasance of eating a burger inward the bathroom.

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If I was a goat, could I however endure inward this class?

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One pupil to another:  I'm going to knock the gradient out of you.  That's a math threat!

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Student: Guys, I saved a life today!
[Dramatic pause.]
There was a big truck coming upward the hill.
[Another dramatic pause]
So, I grabbed a turtle out of the route in addition to seat it inward or thence random person's yard.




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