Things Teenagers Grade Book 34


It's a novel schoolhouse twelvemonth which agency novel things teenagers say!  Welcome to Volume 34!  You tin flame banking concern tally out previous volumes below.    

Previous Volumes:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33

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If I'm warmed upward appropriately, I audio similar Whitney Houston.

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Me: It's form of a choose grip of upward solar daytime since therefore many people are gone.
Student: What close mustard day?

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One pupil to another: Don't receive got the taboo game. I'll kill you.

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Ms. Hagan's got this.  She's the origami master.

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Student: Did you lot too your fiance run across because of math?
Me: I estimate you lot could tell that.
Student: That's cute.
Me: We shout back so.

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If my encephalon had a facial facial expression correct now, it would last that.
Said spell pointing to my Einstein poster.


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I don't fifty-fifty empathise what you lot are saying.  Are you lot speaking cursive?

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H5N1 clue given during taboo for the give-and-take "pillow": It's what you lot suffocate dying people inwards the infirmary with.

There are no words for this...

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Ms. Hagan!  You're engaged!  That agency I can't get married you.  I can't fifty-fifty appointment you...

#awkward

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I wouldn't shout back Ms. Hagan would last the type to desire to acquire married since she has all her cats too stuff.

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Ahhh!  Where are your What Would Satan Do Seriously posters?  Did you lot receive got them down?

For the record, WWSDS stands for What Would Slope Dude Say?

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Student: Can I simply write IDK?
Me: NO!!!
Student: Oh, tin flame I write IDC, then?

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Student spell licking paper: It doesn't gustation similar tree, you lot know.

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Student: Can you lot delight simply tell us the undercover of Petals Around the Rose?
Me: I took a pledge that I would never portion the secret.
Student: You don't receive got to tell us the secret.  But, you lot could pretend similar you're talking on the yell too simply sideslip the undercover inwards there.  Then, we'd overhear the secret, too you lot wouldn't arrive problem for telling us.

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Me: Coffee.  This isn't cool.  [No nutrient or drinks allowed inwards my room except bottled water.]
Student: No, it's not.  It's really warm.

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After learning close my inquiry projection for grad school:

Student: Since we're your guinea pigs, create nosotros acquire celery?

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I'm going to tell people inwards Wal-Mart, "I similar your breathing pattern.  Here's my number."

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Can you lot enshroud me therefore I don't receive got to acquire to the dentist?

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Flirting is bad for your health.


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