Volume Eight Of Things Teenagers Say
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Did y'all know that if y'all google logarithms your flick comes up? And, if y'all give-up the ghost along scrolling, pictures of your classroom come upwards up! It's creepy.
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A educatee brought her ix yr erstwhile blood brother into my classroom.
Student: One hateful solar daytime you're going to possess got Ms. Hagan for Algebra 1.
Brother of Student: By then, she'll possess got wrinkles.
Me: [Aghast Look]
Brother of Student: (to me) Wait, y'all already possess got wrinkles!
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So-and-so didn't know who Martin Luther King, Jr was. She idea he was the i who pulled the sword out of the stone!
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Me: It's National Nothing Day!
Student: So, that agency nosotros don't possess got to create anything today. Right?
Me: Ha ha. No.
Student: Somebody isn't inwards the vacation spirit!
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After a iii hateful solar daytime weekend, my students commencement discussing what gradient videos they desire to lookout adult man inwards shape today.
Me: How many of y'all looked upwards gradient videos on YouTube over your iii hateful solar daytime weekend?
Four hands shoot up. Yes!
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Remember my new jail cellphone weep upwards policy?
Student: Ms. Hagan! Look at what people are doing because of you!
<Shows me flick on her weep upwards where person tagged her inwards a flick of her sleeping inwards some other class.>
Student: If I had my phone, I would possess got been awake! This is all your fault!
Me: If y'all hadn't had your weep upwards out inwards class, I wouldn't possess got taken it away...
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At lunch, I saw this cat. So, I picked it upwards too decided to give-up the ghost along it. Somebody told me that I should give it to y'all because y'all dear cats. I told them I didn't recollect y'all did. You don't fifty-fifty ain a cat. But, they said that y'all possess got similar a M cats.
For the record, I create non ain a cat. Despite the rumors going but about the school, I am NOT a crazy truthful cat lady.
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