Things Teenagers Say Book 16
My students conduct identify to spout off the most random statements inwards class. For your produce goodness as well as enjoyment, I tape them hither on a regular basis.
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Me: Class, does anybody conduct keep a expert affair to portion today?
Student: I caught a fish this weekend that didn't conduct keep a dorsal fin.
#Random
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Student 1: Ms. Hagan, what's your expert thing?
Me: Well, I got a alphabetic quality inwards the transportation service maxim I got accepted to grad school.
Student 2: You're non leaving are you?
Me: No, I'm non planning on leaving anytime soon.
Student 2: The final instructor who said she wasn't leaving us got knocked upwards as well as moved.
Student 3: I'm pretty certain it's non called getting knocked upwards if you lot as well as your married adult man determine to conduct keep a baby.
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Me: Class, does anybody conduct keep a expert affair to portion today?
Student: I caught a fish this weekend that didn't conduct keep a dorsal fin.
#Random
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Student 1: Ms. Hagan, what's your expert thing?
Me: Well, I got a alphabetic quality inwards the transportation service maxim I got accepted to grad school.
Student 2: You're non leaving are you?
Me: No, I'm non planning on leaving anytime soon.
Student 2: The final instructor who said she wasn't leaving us got knocked upwards as well as moved.
Student 3: I'm pretty certain it's non called getting knocked upwards if you lot as well as your married adult man determine to conduct keep a baby.
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You ameliorate bump upwards my degree or it's nigh to larn existent inwards here.
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Me: On the altitude of your folder, write final lift comma offset name.
Student: Isn't it going to survive confusing that everyone's folder says the same thing?
This pupil literally wrote "Last Name, First Name" on his manila folder...
Me: On the altitude of your folder, write final lift comma offset name.
Student: Isn't it going to survive confusing that everyone's folder says the same thing?
This pupil literally wrote "Last Name, First Name" on his manila folder...
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Guys! Look at Ms. Hagan. She looks similar a series killer correct now. It's okay, though.
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Student: I swallowed a fluffy affair as well as it got stuck inwards my pharynx as well as it got infected. But, I went to the doctor, as well as they gave me an inhaler. So, I'm going to survive okay.
Me: You swallowed a what?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 fluffy thing.
Me: What's a fluffy thing?
Student: Do you lot know what those niggling fluffy things are within pillows? I swallowed 1 of those.
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Me: You swallowed a what?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 fluffy thing.
Me: What's a fluffy thing?
Student: Do you lot know what those niggling fluffy things are within pillows? I swallowed 1 of those.
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My sis ran over a coyote alongside her car. Did you lot know you lot tin larn $50 if you lot kill a coyote?
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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 few months ago, my grandmother's aunt died. And, they cremated her. Well, this weekend nosotros had a ceremony for her. I idea that was weird because ceremonies are solely supposed to survive for weddings. But, they pose her ashes inwards a jar, as well as nosotros buried the ashes.
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I conduct keep ii cats. One truthful cat is an fat cat. The other truthful cat is a skinny cat. And, the fat truthful cat is scared of the skinny cat.
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I can't produce my homework at home. My truthful cat is obsessed alongside me.
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Ms. Hagan, are you lot EVER going to survive absent?
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Ms. Hagan, I know how you lot could consider a guy. You could become to Stillwater to OSU where the grad students are. Then, you lot should stand upwards exterior the edifice looking actually lost. When someone asks what you lot are looking for, you lot tin tell "I'm looking for you."
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Ms. Hagan, I know how you lot could consider a guy. You could become to Stillwater to OSU where the grad students are. Then, you lot should stand upwards exterior the edifice looking actually lost. When someone asks what you lot are looking for, you lot tin tell "I'm looking for you."
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Me: What did Thomas Edison invent?
<Blank Stares>
Me: Come on, guys. What did Thomas Edison invent?
Student 1: Oh, isn't he the guy that who discovered electricity?
Student 1: Oh, isn't he the guy that who discovered electricity?
Student 2: No, that was Ben Franklin.
Student 3: I idea Albert Einstein invented electricity.
Student 4: Just because Albert Einstein looks similar he got electrocuted, it doesn't hateful he invented electricity.
Student 2: Albert Einstein is the 1 who invented math.
In around other degree the same day:
Student 1: Albert Einstein is the guy who invented math.
Student 2: I bet he has a lot of haters, then.
Me: Albert Einstein didn't invent math.
Student 1: Then, what did he do?
Student 3: Albert Einstein worked on the atomic bomb.
Student 1: Oh. We've never had a nuclear bomb before, though. Isn't it truthful that if at that spot was a nuclear bomb, it would start World War III?
Student 3: Have you lot e'er heard of Hiroshima as well as Nagasaki?
Student 1: Yes. But, those were merely regular bombs. If they were nuclear bombs, I would know it.
Student 3: They were called atomic bombs for a reason.
Student 1: Yeah, ATOMIC bombs. Not nuclear bombs. We've never had a nuclear bomb before.
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