Things Teenagers Say Book 14

My students this year, peculiarly my freshman are hilarious. I literally express mirth all solar daytime long.

Here's the starting fourth dimension edition of Things Teenagers Say 2014-2015!  All of these statements are from the starting fourth dimension solar daytime of school.  It former yous my students are funny!  

See previous installments of Things Teenagers Say below:

Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5  
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10

Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 

After sharing alongside the course of teaching that I'm a vegetarian:

"You hateful beingness a vegetarian is a alternative in addition to non a sickness? I idea it was a disease. Why would somebody pick out that?"

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After hearing that I was blogging when my Algebra 2 students were taking Algebra 1 alongside me:

"Did yous hand us code names on your blog?"

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After sharing alongside my students what type of automobile I drive:

Me: I don't empathise why students e'er desire to know what type of automobile I drive.  But, I'm going to tell yous anyway.  I promise you're non going to telephone substitution my automobile forthwith that yous know what I drive.  PLEASE don't telephone substitution my car!

Student: Why would I telephone substitution your automobile when I could pocket your car?

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After explaining my consequences for breaking rules which involves having your call written on the board:

"Can our twitter call learn on the dependent wall in addition to then everybody tin follow me?"

"So, it’s actually the “Wall of Shame.”"

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After reminding my students of my upcoming birthday piece they were attempting to solve IQ Circle Puzzles:

"If yous continue giving us difficult puzzles similar this to solve, in that place won’t live on whatsoever birthday cake or presents for you."

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"Ms. Hagan, is your identify release 314?  Because that would live on actually cool if yous had pi every bit your identify number!"

"Can nosotros write a math work for yous to spot on your mailbox instead of a identify number? I intend that would live on in addition to then cool."

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A repeat Algebra 1 educatee excitedly asked: 

"Are nosotros going to bungee boundary alongside the prophylactic bands again?"  

I approximate Barbie Bungee was a memorable experience!  The residue of the course of teaching was super confused.  

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After going over my classroom rules that include "No Cursing" in addition to "No Electronics."  If a student's recollect is seen out inwards course of teaching in addition to nosotros are non doing an activeness that is supposed to involve prison theatre cellular telephone phones, their prison theatre cellular telephone recollect is taken away for the residue of the day.  

One educatee was worried almost what would move on if they accidentally broke ii of the rules at once.

"What if my ringtone has cuss words inwards it in addition to I don’t know it in addition to it goes off during class?"

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Overheard piece working on the IQ circle puzzle:

Student 1: "We’re cooking alongside butter now."

Student 2: "Actually, it’s peanut oil."

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The side yesteryear side 1 made me desire to cry.  

Student: "Why produce yous receive got a cursive R on the wall?"
Me: "Ummm…That’s non an r.  That's a pi symbol."
Student: "Well, it looks similar a cursive R."

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While waiting on everybody to sit down inwards their seats quietly in addition to then I tin dismiss the class: 

Student: "Do yous receive got to sneeze?"
Me: No. I’m waiting for everyone to sit down downward in addition to live on tranquillity earlier I dismiss you.

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It's funny how stories learn twisted every bit they are told from educatee to student.

First words out of a student's oral fissure when they walk inwards my classroom on the starting fourth dimension solar daytime of school:

"I listen you’re non supposed to beak inwards this course of teaching unless yous receive got a monkey. Is that true?"  

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This is what yous learn when yous enquire students to percentage random facts almost themselves:

"I receive got 10 fingers."

"I’m a redneck." 

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"I can’t hold off for my terminal threescore minutes class. It’s Marriage. I desire to conjoin a hot guy. I desire to conjoin Brad Pitt."  

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My sis gave me this fun desk toy.  My students are MESMERIZED yesteryear it.  

Student 1: "I’ve got my coin on blue!"

Student 2: "My money's on pink."

Student 1: "If our course of teaching ends earlier this finishes, you’ll receive got to tell us who wins!"

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Upon hearing my no prison theatre cellular telephone recollect rule:

"What if nosotros forget our tweet during course of teaching because we’re non allowed to receive got our phones out? My followers depend on me!"

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