Cardboard Together With Fish Stories

I sometimes wonder if the things that come upward out of the mouths of my students volition always halt shocking me.  As I've been cleaning upward my classroom as well as attempting to organize all the papers I've collected over the past times year, I've ran across several notes I've jotted downward of crazy things that my students accept said. 

Scenario 1
Towards the terminate of the year, I had to enjoin 1 of my Algebra 1 students to delight halt eating a slice of cardboard.  He didn't.  I did google it to brand certain it wasn't deadly or anything.  He ended upward eating a slice of cardboard that was in all probability half dozen inches past times 2-3 inches. 

Scenario 2
One solar daytime I asked my eighth degree Algebra 1 students what a quadratic was.  We'd talked virtually them the previous week, as well as I was trying to assist them refresh their memories.  Without missing a beat, 1 educatee responded, "It's what happens at an aquarium when the fishies die."  That gave the degree a expert chuckle.

Scenario 3
Late get-go semester, I was tutoring a educatee to assist her develop for her upcoming EOI exam.  We'd been at it awhile, as well as I could enjoin that nosotros were both getting tired.  When I looked upward from writing something down, this educatee had a bobby pivot stuck over her lip.  After I gave her a foreign look, she announced, "Now I know why fish don't similar this."  We wrapped upward our written report session shortly later on that, as well as she did terminate upward making advanced on her EOI! 

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