Things Teenagers Nation Book 21
Because my students convey been complaining that I haven't posted whatever novel things teenagers tell lately... And, I don't desire them to move distressing every fourth dimension they become to my spider web log as well as honor no novel posts.
For the residual of you, I hope that ane of these days I'll honor fourth dimension to postal service some actual math teacher-y content. Let's only tell life as well as grad schoolhouse convey been keeping me busy, busy. :)
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Ms. Hagan, did yous become to squiggly bracket school? Because yous depict them as well as then well.
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For the residual of you, I hope that ane of these days I'll honor fourth dimension to postal service some actual math teacher-y content. Let's only tell life as well as grad schoolhouse convey been keeping me busy, busy. :)
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Ms. Hagan, did yous become to squiggly bracket school? Because yous depict them as well as then well.
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Student: Why are yous eating deer food?
Me: What are yous talking about?
Student: That - it's deer food.
Me: Those are pretzels. I'm pretty certain those are people food.
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Student: Why is the fourth dimension on your clock wrong?
Me: I don't know.
Student: Maybe a murderer came inwards hither as well as changed it.
I'm certain that's the explanation...
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I'm certain that's the explanation...
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I went over as well as talked to him similar civilized civilians.
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Student: Do yous listen that ringing sound?
Me: That's the telephone inwards the teacher's lounge. It's straight on the other side of the wall from where you're sitting.
Student: Do yous always become as well as respond the telephone inwards the teacher's lounge?
Me: No.
Student: Why not? It could move ISIS calling.
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Student: Do yous listen that ringing sound?
Me: That's the telephone inwards the teacher's lounge. It's straight on the other side of the wall from where you're sitting.
Student: Do yous always become as well as respond the telephone inwards the teacher's lounge?
Me: No.
Student: Why not? It could move ISIS calling.
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Me: I killed a mouse inwards my identify this weekend.
Student: You hateful your truthful cat killed a mouse this weekend.
Me: Guys, how many times create I convey to tell you? I don't convey a cat.
Student: That's right. You convey cats. Plural.
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Me: Guys, how many times create I convey to tell you? I don't convey a cat.
Student: That's right. You convey cats. Plural.
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Does math always only brand yous desire to punch a babe inwards the face?
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If I trace out duct tape, don't worry. I'm non going to wound anybody.
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If you'd give me the answers, I wouldn't telephone phone yous a "cat lady."
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Student: Ms. Hagan, yous convey a dissimilar phonation when you're talking on the phone. It's high-pitched as well as preppy.
Me: Okay...
Student: It's okay. I create the same thing when I'm ordering my nutrient at Sonic.
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Student: It's okay. I create the same thing when I'm ordering my nutrient at Sonic.
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Ms. Hagan, if your twitter followers saw how dingy your classroom was, they would non approve.
#OUCH
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#OUCH
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Student: I don't empathise how yous can't consume meat. It's the circle of life. I mean, God gave us meat to eat.
Me: God likewise gave us vegetables to eat.
Student: If God wanted yous to move a rabbit, he would convey made yous a rabbit.
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Me: What did yous create this weekend?
Student: I got stuck nether my identify for a span of hours amongst a dead squirrel as well as a span of snakes.
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Me: I'm going to become refill my H2O bottle spell yous showtime this problem.
Student: Don't drown inwards the H2O fountain.
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Did yous write equations on the candy yous gave out for Halloween?
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Did yous write equations on the candy yous gave out for Halloween?
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They're skipping class. You demand to larn your bell as well as become all Pi Girl on them.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, how expert is your sexual vocabulary?
Me: So, that's non a query yous should move bespeak your math teacher.
Student: Well, somebody called me this name. And, I'm non certain what it means. But, I don't desire to tell it out loud inwards example it agency something bad as well as yous know what it agency as well as I brand it trouble.
Me: That's what google is for.
Me: So, that's non a query yous should move bespeak your math teacher.
Student: Well, somebody called me this name. And, I'm non certain what it means. But, I don't desire to tell it out loud inwards example it agency something bad as well as yous know what it agency as well as I brand it trouble.
Me: That's what google is for.
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When my students won't quit talking, I volition oft stand upward silently until everyone stops talking...
When my students won't quit talking, I volition oft stand upward silently until everyone stops talking...
Student: Ms. Hagan, I don't similar it when yous give us the soundless treatment.
Me: I don't similar it when yous give me the non-silent treatment.
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During Fri Funnies:
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During Fri Funnies:
Me: What create yous convey if yous convey three apples as well as four oranges inwards ane mitt as well as four apples as well as three oranges inwards the other hand?
Student: Well, yous definitely don't convey scurvy.
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Did yous stick the poster to the door amongst bubble gum? Ewwww!
That would move mucilaginous tack...
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That would move mucilaginous tack...
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I bet yous scared a lot of kids on Halloween. You likely made them respond math questions to larn candy. Or, yous actually scared them past times giving out math worksheets.
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Hey, create yous know how to cutting person else's finger off?
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Hey guys, convey yous always wondered what Ms. Hagan's children would hold off similar if she had an thing amongst the principal?
That would move a NO.
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That would move a NO.
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I works life a random bobby pivot on the floor, as well as then I'm going to plough it into a shank.
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