Things Teenagers Enjoin Book Twenty
Takeaways from the latest laid upward of crazy things my kids state inwards class:
* My students volition never destination thinking of me every bit a crazy truthful cat lady.
* I've every bit good taken upward the championship of "crazy institute lady." And, I produce NOT induce got a light-green thumb.
* My kiddos state what they think. A lot.
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I didn't genuinely know what teachers did later school.
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Ms. Hagan, everything that yous state is genuinely cool is genuinely really lame.
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After telling a grouping of students most my Twitter Math Camp experience...
Student: Could I become alongside yous side past times side twelvemonth to Twitter Math Camp? I could live on your math campsite assistant!
Me: Ha ha. I don't recollect I demand an assistant.
Student: At golf game tournaments, the players induce got golf game caddies. I could live on your figurer caddie.
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Student: Slope. Ugh.
Me: Students complaining inwards class. Ugh.
Student: Go to the office.
Me: Well, then...
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I can't encounter that. I'm mentally blind.
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So, I read stalked yous on twitter concluding night. I was like: "How funny could a instructor genuinely live on on twitter?!?" But, in addition to hence I simply sat on my bed in addition to read your twitter in addition to laughed out loud. You're genuinely funny!
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Student: Can yous push clit your pilus inwards forepart of your ears?
Me: Yesssssss...
Student: Will yous produce it?
Me: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Student: Well, I've solely ever seen your pilus behind your ears. I was starting to wonder if it was surgically attached there.
Me: Getting dorsum to the lesson now...
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Student 1: Ms. Hagan, yous demand to pace upward your figurer game.
Student 2: Ms. Hagan's figurer game is strong.
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Could yous osculation a pig? I mean, yous can't induce got meat on your mouth.
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I idea yous would live on okay alongside kissing a pig. You honey animals. I hateful yous don't consume them.
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Are yous going to induce got your cats trick-or-treating?
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When yous induce got upward for the cats similar that, nosotros know you're a truthful cat lady.
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Why aren't yous doing prom? You could role the extra coin you'd brand to purchase to a greater extent than truthful cat food.
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You hateful this record mensurate is inwards inches?
#yeschildthoseareinches
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Are yous going to induce got your mask off inwards honor of Halloween?
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Can yous desmos this?
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ALL of your calculators are broken.
It turns out hitting the come inwards clit does non plough on a graphing calculator...
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Do yous know what I state when people inquire me if I induce got a math class? I state no; I induce got a roller coaster class.
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How could yous live on scared of Ms. Hagan? She talks to her plants.
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People who honey math are e'er lonely.
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