Things Teenagers Say...Volume Two
Today, I acquaint to you lot Volume 2 of Things Teenagers Say. In illustration you lot missed Volume 1, you lot tin cheque it out here.
"What twelvemonth was it final year?"
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Student: Would you lot kill your shaver for 5 ane chiliad m dollars?
Me: First, I don't bring a kid. And, no, I wouldn't kill my shaver if I had one.
Student: But, it's five ane chiliad m dollars!
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Student: You'll never gauge what the other math instructor only said!
Me: What did he say?
Student: Well, roughly other pupil asked him "What's up?" And, he said, "My blood pressure."
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Student: Ms. Hagan, tin I enjoin you lot nigh my dream?
Me: Well, we're sort of inward the amount of a lesson correct now. Can it wait?
Student: I guess, but you lot were inward my dream. So, I genuinely demand to enjoin you lot nigh it.
Me: Remind me nigh it when I larn done explaining today's lesson. Then, you lot tin enjoin us all nigh your dream.
<Five minutes later>
Me: Everyone should last working on their assignment now. If you lot bring whatever questions, brand certain you lot cheque your notebook showtime earlier bespeak for help.
Student: But, you lot never allow me enjoin you lot nigh my dream.
Me: Okay, enjoin us nigh your dream.
Student: Well, I dreamed that you lot were inward a psycho hospital.
Me: Lovely...
(The pupil in addition to therefore proceeded to enjoin us her entire dream. It involved ii of my students coming to watch me inward the hospital. But, they stopped at a twosome along the way, in addition to ane of my students vicious off the twosome in addition to died. The other pupil was therefore distraught that she returned habitation without visiting me. A spell later, she in addition to roughly other friend decided to come upwards watch me again. But, they stopped at the twosome to laurels the retentivity of their dead friend. While at the bridge, the 2nd friend was possessed past times the spirit of the dead friend. This possessed shaver in addition to therefore came to the infirmary in addition to helped me to escape. Somehow, I'm pretty certain nosotros all ended upwards dorsum at the bridge, dead. I cannot brand these things up.)
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I wishing my heed was a printer therefore I could e'er present my work.
--
While pointing to a three-hole punch that is setting on my desk:
"Is this a stapler or a hole punch?"
Apparently three-hole-punches are a matter of the past?
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"Don't send upon this." - Written close a puddle of dried blood on a student's homework assignment. I wishing I was making this up!
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Don't country "quiz"! You're pain my best friends that are on the side of my face.
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Student: Where are you lot from?
Me: I grew upwards inward Coweta.
Student: What dry soil is that in?
Me: Oklahoma. It's alone a trivial over an threescore minutes away from here.
Student: Oh. You don't audio similar you're from Oklahoma. You bring an accent.
Me: I bring an accent?!?
Student: Yeah. You bring a Wisconsiny accent. I bring menage unit of measurement inward Wisconsin, in addition to you lot audio just similar them.
After this conversation, I felt a demand to enquiry my statistics students the side past times side hour.
Me: Guys, create I bring an accent? One of my students final threescore minutes said that I bring an accent.
Student: I wouldn't country you lot bring an accent, but you lot create bring a specific mode of proverb things.
Me: Oh. This students said I don't audio similar I'm from Oklahoma. She said I audio similar I'm from Wisconsin.
Student: I've met people from Wisconsin, in addition to you lot don't audio similar them. But, you lot don't audio similar you're from Oklahoma. Maybe that's because you lot beak properly.
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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 few weeks ago, my Algebra 1 students BOMBED a distributive belongings quiz. I was incredibly frustrated in addition to laid upwards to motion on, but my students weren't. So, I printed off an Algebra amongst Pizzazz worksheet. I'm non the biggest fan of these worksheets. My math teachers inward amount schoolhouse in addition to high schoolhouse used them, in addition to it seems similar the showtime soul to complete e'er announces the respond to the joke. Then, the other students write downward the respond to the joke in addition to don't genuinely bring to create the math. I soundless purpose them sometimes because I dear that they allow students to continually cheque their work, but I create brand a large betoken of telling students that NO WORK = NO GRADE. The worksheet nosotros were doing that 24-hour interval had a especially cheesy joke that my students did non detect humorous at all. I, however, institute the joke to last quite amusing. It was ane I had never heard before, in addition to it made me chuckle.
Upon discovering this, I was told, "You demand to update your feel of humor."
"What twelvemonth was it final year?"
--
Student: Would you lot kill your shaver for 5 ane chiliad m dollars?
Me: First, I don't bring a kid. And, no, I wouldn't kill my shaver if I had one.
Student: But, it's five ane chiliad m dollars!
--
Student: You'll never gauge what the other math instructor only said!
Me: What did he say?
Student: Well, roughly other pupil asked him "What's up?" And, he said, "My blood pressure."
--
Student: Ms. Hagan, tin I enjoin you lot nigh my dream?
Me: Well, we're sort of inward the amount of a lesson correct now. Can it wait?
Student: I guess, but you lot were inward my dream. So, I genuinely demand to enjoin you lot nigh it.
Me: Remind me nigh it when I larn done explaining today's lesson. Then, you lot tin enjoin us all nigh your dream.
<Five minutes later>
Me: Everyone should last working on their assignment now. If you lot bring whatever questions, brand certain you lot cheque your notebook showtime earlier bespeak for help.
Student: But, you lot never allow me enjoin you lot nigh my dream.
Me: Okay, enjoin us nigh your dream.
Student: Well, I dreamed that you lot were inward a psycho hospital.
Me: Lovely...
(The pupil in addition to therefore proceeded to enjoin us her entire dream. It involved ii of my students coming to watch me inward the hospital. But, they stopped at a twosome along the way, in addition to ane of my students vicious off the twosome in addition to died. The other pupil was therefore distraught that she returned habitation without visiting me. A spell later, she in addition to roughly other friend decided to come upwards watch me again. But, they stopped at the twosome to laurels the retentivity of their dead friend. While at the bridge, the 2nd friend was possessed past times the spirit of the dead friend. This possessed shaver in addition to therefore came to the infirmary in addition to helped me to escape. Somehow, I'm pretty certain nosotros all ended upwards dorsum at the bridge, dead. I cannot brand these things up.)
--
I wishing my heed was a printer therefore I could e'er present my work.
--
While pointing to a three-hole punch that is setting on my desk:
"Is this a stapler or a hole punch?"
Apparently three-hole-punches are a matter of the past?
--
"Don't send upon this." - Written close a puddle of dried blood on a student's homework assignment. I wishing I was making this up!
--
Don't country "quiz"! You're pain my best friends that are on the side of my face.
--
Student: Where are you lot from?
Me: I grew upwards inward Coweta.
Student: What dry soil is that in?
Me: Oklahoma. It's alone a trivial over an threescore minutes away from here.
Student: Oh. You don't audio similar you're from Oklahoma. You bring an accent.
Me: I bring an accent?!?
Student: Yeah. You bring a Wisconsiny accent. I bring menage unit of measurement inward Wisconsin, in addition to you lot audio just similar them.
After this conversation, I felt a demand to enquiry my statistics students the side past times side hour.
Me: Guys, create I bring an accent? One of my students final threescore minutes said that I bring an accent.
Student: I wouldn't country you lot bring an accent, but you lot create bring a specific mode of proverb things.
Me: Oh. This students said I don't audio similar I'm from Oklahoma. She said I audio similar I'm from Wisconsin.
Student: I've met people from Wisconsin, in addition to you lot don't audio similar them. But, you lot don't audio similar you're from Oklahoma. Maybe that's because you lot beak properly.
--
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 few weeks ago, my Algebra 1 students BOMBED a distributive belongings quiz. I was incredibly frustrated in addition to laid upwards to motion on, but my students weren't. So, I printed off an Algebra amongst Pizzazz worksheet. I'm non the biggest fan of these worksheets. My math teachers inward amount schoolhouse in addition to high schoolhouse used them, in addition to it seems similar the showtime soul to complete e'er announces the respond to the joke. Then, the other students write downward the respond to the joke in addition to don't genuinely bring to create the math. I soundless purpose them sometimes because I dear that they allow students to continually cheque their work, but I create brand a large betoken of telling students that NO WORK = NO GRADE. The worksheet nosotros were doing that 24-hour interval had a especially cheesy joke that my students did non detect humorous at all. I, however, institute the joke to last quite amusing. It was ane I had never heard before, in addition to it made me chuckle.
Upon discovering this, I was told, "You demand to update your feel of humor."
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