Things Teenagers Say...Volume Three

It's been over a calendar month since my final edition of Things Teenagers Say.  You tin banking concern fit out the previous crazy things that I guide maintain overheard inwards my classroom inwards Volume One together with Volume Two.

Enjoy!

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Me: Today nosotros are going to endure learning almost polynomials!  Aren't you lot guys excited?
Student: Why would nosotros endure learning almost political party animals?  I'm confused...

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Student: Doesn't the U.S.A. embrace all 7 continents?
Me: No.  Let's accept a await at this globe.
Student: This basis must endure wrong.  My 7th degree geography instructor told us that the U.S.A. was on all 7 continents.

(I gauge the globe my mom bought for my classroom did serve a purpose!)

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Student:  The worksheet I simply turned inwards has Icy Hot on it.  Sorry!

(Later the Same Day)

Another Student: I apologize that my homework I simply position inwards the tray has tabouli on it.

(This is exclusively something that would tumble out inwards Drumright.  Tabouli is similar a manner of life here.  It is served every unmarried solar daytime inwards the cafeteria.  I'd never fifty-fifty heard of it earlier moving here.  I wasn't impressed the outset fourth dimension I tried it at, but it definitely grows on you!)

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(During a Celebrity Age Guessing Game to Motivate Linear Regression inwards my Stats Class)
There is a photograph of Clint Eastwood on the Smart Board.  Students guide maintain to gauge the holler of the celebrity together with their age.

Student 1: Isn't that the guy from all those westerns?
Student 2: Yeah - that's John Wayne, right?

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Student discussing me amongst simply about other student: "Of course of education she doesn't vesture makeup.  She's a vegetarian.  They're against materials similar that."

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Student: I don't sympathise why my teachers ever count my answers incorrect when I position a business through my Ts.
Me: Do you lot know how to write an F inwards cursive?
Student: No.  Why?
Me: Well an F inwards cursive is a T amongst a business through it.  So, when you lot write a T amongst a business through it, your teachers mean value you lot are writing an F.
Student: That makes together with hence much feel now.

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Student:  What are you lot eating?
Me: An enchilada.
Student: Why are you lot eating an enchilada?
Me: Because I brought leftovers for lunch.  My mom made enchiladas when I went to catch my parents this weekend, together with she sent me dorsum simply about leftovers.
Student: Are your parents Hispanic?
Me: No.  Why practise you lot enquire that?
Student: Well, exclusively Hispanic people swallow enchiladas.
Me: Yeah, that's non quite a truthful statement.  Do I await similar my parents are Hispanic?
Student: Yes. You await similar you lot are business office Hispanic together with business office Jewish.
Me: (Awkward Silence.  Yeah, I didn't guide maintain whatever words to respond to that.)

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Student: Can nosotros heed to simply about music today?
Me: Sure, who practise you lot desire to heed to?
Student: How almost simply about Michelangelo?

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(Upon entering my classroom on the outset solar daytime that the desks went from groups of 4 to rows)

Student: Why is this laid similar an actual classroom?  I'm confused.

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