Things Teenagers Say...Volume Seven

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Over Christmas Break, I permit the pilus stylist beak me into highlights.  This was the starting fourth dimension time I'd always done anything similar that to my hair.  The alter was pretty drastic, but I honey it!  On the starting fourth dimension twenty-four threescore minutes catamenia dorsum from break, it seemed similar every unmarried educatee had something to enjoin near my hair.

If I was bald, I would live on jealous of your hair.

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Freshman Boy (to me): You got streaks inward your hair!
Freshman Girl: They're called highlights.
Freshman Boy:  I may non know what they are called, but at to the lowest degree I noticed them.
Another Freshman Boy: I noticed them too, but I wasn't going to enjoin anything near them.

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Student 1: I got my pilus cutting over break, too.
Student 2: It's non your fourth dimension to shine.  It's Ms. Hagan's fourth dimension to shine.

Student 1: It's ALWAYS Ms. Hagan's fourth dimension to shine!

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Me: It's squeeze time.

Student 1: What?

Me: It's squeeze time.
Student 1: Don't y'all hateful it's cram time?  I've never heard of squeeze time.  I shout out upwardly it's called cram time.
Me: No, its squeeze time.
Student 2: That sounds similar a build of cereal.  Are y'all hungry, Ms. Hagan?
Student 3: No, wait.  Isn't that a candy bar?  Are y'all sure as shooting y'all aren't hungry?
Me: You've seriously never heard of squeeze time?!?  Crunch fourth dimension way we're running out of time, together with nosotros necessitate to larn serious.

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Student: What create y'all telephone vociferation upwardly people that don't celebrate Christmas?

Me: Atheists???

Student: No, Ms. Hagan!!!  Atheists don't believe inward God.  I hateful people that don't celebrate Christmas!

Me: Well, I don't know then. 

Student: You know, similar [a sure as shooting teacher.]

Me: Oh, y'all hateful Jehovah Witnesses.

Student: Yeah, that's it.  I don't similar Christmas anymore.  I'm going to larn a Jehovah Witness.  Wait... Are y'all allowed to live on a Jehovah Witness if y'all weren't inward the Holocaust?

The ENTIRE residue of the class: Jehovah Witnesses weren't inward the Holocaust!  That was the Jews.  Didn't y'all pay attending whatever inward class?!?!

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Apparently, non all of my students enjoyed our final Algebra two unit of measurement on logarithms.

I wishing nosotros had beavers that could consume all our logs.

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I'm simply going to accept 1 seize amongst teeth of this.  I desire to regard what it tastes like.

What was this educatee wanting to taste?  A slice of pizza that had been sitting inward their locker since dejeuner the previous day.  Ewww...  

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While solving a multiple alternative bellwork question:

Student: Did y'all encounter a guy whose shout out starts amongst a D?
Me: No... Why?
Student: Well, D has been the answer to our bellwork problems a lot lately.  I idea y'all mightiness possess got been picking it because y'all met a guy whose shout out starts amongst D.
Me: No...
Student: Oh, is your swain 63, then?  (The answer to D was 63)

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We don't desire to build Ms. Hagan puke.  She's an awesome teacher.

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One of my students shared this every bit his proficient matter on a Monday:

Student: I got a adjacent this weekend.

Me: You audio actually excited near a refrigerator.
Student: It's non a refrigerator.
Me: Oh...

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I also had to build a novel dominion that I never envisioned myself making.

Me: No lassoing things!  

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