Things Teenagers Say...Volume Four

Alternately Titled: Crazy Conversations With My Students

(See Volume 1, Volume 2, as well as Volume 3 for to a greater extent than craziness.)

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Me: You may purpose your notebook on this quiz.  You may not purpose a friend on this quiz.
Student: What if my notebook is my friend?

Best Interactive Notebook Compliment Ever.  End of Story.  

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Me: What did you lot direct maintain for breakfast?
Student: Oatmeal.
Me: I had Cheerios.  I know you lot were wondering.
Student: What did you lot direct maintain for breakfast?
Me: I simply told you.  I had Cheerios.  Were you lot non listening to me?
Student: I heard you.  I simply idea it would live on impolite to non enquire you lot since you lot asked me.

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Student: You look similar the type of mortal who would direct maintain a guy trapped inwards their basement.

Creepiest Comment Ever.  Do I actually hand off these vibes?!?!

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 calendar week later:

Me: He's non my boyfriend.
Student: Yeah, he's your hostage.

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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 educatee said something rude to me, as well as his penalty was to enjoin 2 overnice things most me inwards return.

"You direct maintain overnice cheekbones."

How many teenage boys comment on people's cheekbones???

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What did the dinosaur buy the farm when it jumped inwards the pool?
Wet.

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What did the robot enjoin to the centipede?
Stop beingness a centipede.

I mean value my students direct maintain after me inwards the joke department. 

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Student: Are you lot positive?
Me: Yes.
Student: What are you lot having?
Another Student: Who is the daddy?
Yet Another Student: Don't you lot know you're never supposed to enjoin yep if someone asks if you lot are positive?

All I could create was milkshake my caput as well as assay to motility on alongside the lesson...

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Student: What's your favorite movie?
Me: It's a toss-up betwixt Sweet Home Alabama as well as How To Lose Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Guy inwards 10 Days.
<Hysterical Laughter from Multiple Students>
Me: Guys, what's as well as hence funny?
Student: What was the advert of that minute movie?
Me: How to Lose Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Guy inwards 10 Days
<More Hysterical Laughter>
Student: Isn't that a pic most how to avoid stalkers?  Why would that live on your favorite movie?
Me: You've never seen How to Lose Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Guy inwards 10 Days, direct maintain you?
Student: Why would I picket a pic most avoiding stalkers?

Finally, unopen to other educatee spoke upward as well as agreed alongside me that it was a actually skillful pic that was NOT most avoiding stalkers.



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