Daily Conversations

Today has been a twenty-four hours sum of parallel as well as perpendicular lines, a pupil council coming together at lunch, practise ACT questions, afterwards schoolhouse math tutoring, as well as lots of crazy conversations.  Enjoy.  

Student: "Can I larn to verbalise to the principal?"
Me: "No."
Student: "Why not?"
Me: "He's non hither today."
Student: "Why?  Where's he at?"
Me: "He's at a workshop."
Another student: "Is he at Santa's workshop?"

"How tin vegetarians swallow sandwiches?"    

Student: "Do y'all desire to hold off at this?" (This pupil has simply handed me a bluish folder that is completely sum of his math assignments from terminal year.)
Me: "Sure." 
Student: "So, what create y'all think?  Can I larn approximately extra points for it?"
Me: "What?"
Student: "I was hoping that y'all would give me xxx extra points for it."
Me: "This is from terminal year.  It's non for this class.  I'm sorry, but I can't give y'all whatever extra credit for having terminal year's assignments."
Student: "I was hoping that if I kept it that I would larn approximately extra points for it.  That's okay.  I'll possess got it to [the other math teacher.]  He'll give me approximately extra points for it."
Me: "But, he's non your teacher.  How volition he give y'all extra points?" 
Student: "That doesn't matter.  He tin nevertheless give me extra points." 

"Guys, it's 3 days until Hanukkah.  I know this because I asked for a dreidl for Christmas."

"Wouldn't it hold upwardly convenient if deer e'er crossed at the deer crossing signs?"  (Said afterwards my students had watched this video before inwards the day.)  

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