Things Teenagers Say Book Xviii
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You realize that Santa Claus is but your dad's mom, right?
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If the Big Bad Wolf came some Drumright, the whole town would autumn down.
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Ms. Hagan, y'all are cuter than a box of babe ducks.
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Student 1: Did y'all play a sport final year?
Student 2: I don't hateful to brag, but I was the starting quarterback on the ineligible listing final year.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, would y'all always consider marrying a guy to aid him arrive the country?
Me: Where did that come upwards from?!?
Student: Oh, I saw it inwards a pic once, in addition to y'all but seem similar the type of someone who would practise that.
Me: Let's larn dorsum to the lesson now...
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Student: I direct maintain to redo my interactive notebook.
Me: Why?
Student: I accidentally dropped my notebook inwards bleach.
Me: How practise y'all accidentally drib your notebook inwards bleach?
Student: Well, I was cleaning my bathtub in addition to studying my notebook at the same time. And, I kinda dropped it inwards the bleach.
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Student reading a laffy taffy joke: What shop are dogs afraid of?
Me: I don't know. What shop are dogs afraid of?
Student: The flea market.
Me: Ummm...that's non genuinely a type of store. And yes, I realize I'm making fun of a laffy taffy joke.
Student: Ms. Hagan, direct maintain y'all heard your ain jokes?
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Me: I don't direct maintain whatever pets.
Student: We know, but y'all practise direct maintain plants. Do y'all know that's what my mom refers to y'all as? Ever since my sis had your class, my mom has called y'all "The Plant Lady."
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It looks similar a unicorn threw upwards inwards my bag.
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Me: What are y'all doing?
Student: I'm licking this aloe vera leaf. I wanted to know what it tasted like.
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While playing the Zombie game...
Ms. Hagan, I gave the board lots of kisses.
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You practise realize that I'm a sophomore right? I'm going to position your caput inwards the toilet.
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I similar torturing my animals, but I don't similar killing them.
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Me: Class, does anybody direct maintain a proficient affair to share?
Student: I don't direct maintain ebola.
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Ms. Hagan, y'all won't concur to espouse me, in addition to thence y'all direct maintain no argue for life.
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Me: Open your notebooks to page 41. Por favor.
Student: Why are y'all calling me poor?
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You don't direct maintain to endure a medico to tell someone what coloring of pilus they have.
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One Student to Another: Why are y'all dressed in addition to thence decent? You're non at a wedding. And, nobody died.
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Ms. Hagan, y'all audio similar a dissimilar someone on the phone.
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While working on a challenging problem...
Me: What's the start affair i should practise if they're stuck?
Student: Call a tow truck.
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I intend Ms. Hagan is the type of someone who if she ran over a truthful cat would telephone telephone her mom to tell her what a terrible someone she must be. Then, she would need to become to counseling in addition to direct maintain medication for the residue of her life.
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Did y'all hitting on [another student]'s mom when y'all were at his house?
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Do y'all know what makes me in addition to thence happy? Every fourth dimension someone buys something made out of ophidian skin, a ophidian dies!
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We practise non ascent past times lifting others. We ascent past times burning villages.
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