Things Teenagers Say: Book 39
Even if I haven't been blogging lately, I convey been keeping a spider web log postal service draft amongst the crazy things my students convey been saying.
So, hither you lot convey it: Volume 39!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36 | Volume 37 | Volume 38
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Student 1: Do you lot similar to fish?
Me: No.
Student 1: Have you lot e'er kissed a catfish?
Me: Noooooooooo.
Student 1: Have you lot e'er kissed a spoon bill?
Me: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
Student 2: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 spoonbill? That's the fish you lot tin ship away operate to spank your children.
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Pterodactyl has an x inwards it right? I intend the x is silent.
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If you lot require to a greater extent than sanity, merely operate around paw sanitizer.
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After making a pillow inwards FACS class:
If I'd lived dorsum inwards the day, I wouldn't convey been able to selection plenty cotton fiber to brand me a pillow.
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I don't permit anyone follow me on Instagram unless I know them or they're a actually hot guy.
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Why does "fridge" convey a "d" inwards it but "refrigerator" doesn't? What happens to the "d?"
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Incest isn't illegal. It's merely frowned upon.
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Student 1: My dad is using upwards all our data!
Student 2: He's watching truthful cat videos.
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Student 1: How practice you lot move along your shoes clean?
Student 2: I endeavour non to permit people footstep on them.
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After discovering that you lot tin ship away faceswap on Snap Chat amongst images inwards your photographic television camera roll:
I'll never convey to seat on make-up again. I'll merely faceswap amongst myself on a solar daytime where I was wearing make-up.
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What if Ms. Hagan goes habitation too listens to Norwegian perish metal?
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If you lot had a fuel pump, I'd permit you lot borrow my spare tire.
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Are you lot speaking inwards Da Vinci's code?
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When students endeavour to rap:
Ms. Hagan's shape is rattling ghetto.
She likes picking flowers inwards the meadow.
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Zookeepers brand the best boyfriends.
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Is it "Go Fish" or "Goldfish"?
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While playing a carte du jour game that is oftentimes called the abbreviated shape of a non then prissy phrase:
This game is merely a bunch of sinning. Lying is a sin, too that's what we're doing! We require to pray!
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Student: Mrs. Carter! Did you lot know that you lot are Caucasian?
So, hither you lot convey it: Volume 39!
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36 | Volume 37 | Volume 38
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Student 1: Do you lot similar to fish?
Me: No.
Student 1: Have you lot e'er kissed a catfish?
Me: Noooooooooo.
Student 1: Have you lot e'er kissed a spoon bill?
Me: Noooooooooooooooooooo.
Student 2: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 spoonbill? That's the fish you lot tin ship away operate to spank your children.
--
Pterodactyl has an x inwards it right? I intend the x is silent.
--
If you lot require to a greater extent than sanity, merely operate around paw sanitizer.
--
After making a pillow inwards FACS class:
If I'd lived dorsum inwards the day, I wouldn't convey been able to selection plenty cotton fiber to brand me a pillow.
--
I don't permit anyone follow me on Instagram unless I know them or they're a actually hot guy.
--
Why does "fridge" convey a "d" inwards it but "refrigerator" doesn't? What happens to the "d?"
--
Incest isn't illegal. It's merely frowned upon.
--
Student 1: My dad is using upwards all our data!
Student 2: He's watching truthful cat videos.
--
Student 1: How practice you lot move along your shoes clean?
Student 2: I endeavour non to permit people footstep on them.
--
After discovering that you lot tin ship away faceswap on Snap Chat amongst images inwards your photographic television camera roll:
I'll never convey to seat on make-up again. I'll merely faceswap amongst myself on a solar daytime where I was wearing make-up.
--
What if Ms. Hagan goes habitation too listens to Norwegian perish metal?
--
If you lot had a fuel pump, I'd permit you lot borrow my spare tire.
--
Are you lot speaking inwards Da Vinci's code?
--
When students endeavour to rap:
Ms. Hagan's shape is rattling ghetto.
She likes picking flowers inwards the meadow.
--
Zookeepers brand the best boyfriends.
--
Is it "Go Fish" or "Goldfish"?
--
While playing a carte du jour game that is oftentimes called the abbreviated shape of a non then prissy phrase:
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Student: Mrs. Carter! Did you lot know that you lot are Caucasian?
Me: Yes...
Student: Well, I merely flora out final hr that I'm Caucasian.
Student: Well, I merely flora out final hr that I'm Caucasian.
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