Things Teenagers Say: Book 37
Time has gotten away from me, as well as I've been neglecting to create total you lot inwards on the crazy things teenagers tell inwards my classroom. Sorry nigh that!
Previous Volumes:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36
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Student 1: Do one-time people hiccup?
Student 2: I don't intend they do. I've never heard an one-time mortal hiccup.
Student 1: I'm going to google it. "Do one-time people hiccup?"
Student 2: Why don't you lot hold back for videos of one-time people hiccuping on Youtube?
Student 1: [Searches Youtube] All I tin move abide by is videos of babies hiccuping. I don't intend one-time people hiccup.
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Student playing Scattergories: "I pose ham, but I don't intend ham is a dairy product."
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Math bought the alphabet similar Dish bought DirecTV.
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Oooh! I dearest the distributive property! I consume the distributive belongings on my pizza every morning.
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It hurts me when you lot read these out loud.
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Student: Oh man! I want I was a caprine animal then bad.
Me: Why?
Student: Then, I could create goaty things.
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You necessitate to tweet nigh the wrong-doings of your students.
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Vegans merely pretty much consume chips. And bananas.
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I don't desire to pay attention. I desire attending to pay me.
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Why don't you lot become gurgle about peanut butter?
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You type real quickly. You've got that blogger's touch.
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Student: Once you lot teach married, tin move nosotros telephone phone you lot President Carter?
Me: No.
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No offense. But, I was actually hoping you lot weren't going to locomote hither yesterday then nosotros could complete the movie.
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Guys, subsequently Ms. Hagan gets married, we're going to select to telephone phone her Mrs. Hagan.
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Poker is merely Yahtzee amongst cards.
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If you lot ain't a Justin Bieber fan, leave of absence of my life!
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Student: Are you lot clearing your pharynx to teach our attention?
Me: No. I select a frog inwards my throat.
Student: But, you're a vegetarian.
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Student 1: Did you lot actually select a blanket inwards here?!?
Student 2: Yes.
Student 1: I had to halt what I was proverb merely to address the fact that you lot brought a blanket to school.
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Someone said my shirt looks similar "Homeless meets Where's Waldo?", but I similar it.
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If the graph looks similar an EAR, it's non linEAR.
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Student 1: If the rut isn't dorsum on tomorrow, I'm going to remain habitation nether my blanket as well as lookout adult man facebook.
Student 2: Watch facebook?
Student 1: All facebook is anymore is videos. You practically merely lookout adult man facebook.
Previous Volumes:
Volume 01 | Volume 02 | Volume 03 | Volume 04 | Volume 05
Volume 06 | Volume 07 | Volume 08 | Volume 09 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Volume 31 | Volume 32 | Volume 33 | Volume 34 | Volume 35
Volume 36
--
Student 1: Do one-time people hiccup?
Student 2: I don't intend they do. I've never heard an one-time mortal hiccup.
Student 1: I'm going to google it. "Do one-time people hiccup?"
Student 2: Why don't you lot hold back for videos of one-time people hiccuping on Youtube?
Student 1: [Searches Youtube] All I tin move abide by is videos of babies hiccuping. I don't intend one-time people hiccup.
--
Student playing Scattergories: "I pose ham, but I don't intend ham is a dairy product."
--
Math bought the alphabet similar Dish bought DirecTV.
--
Oooh! I dearest the distributive property! I consume the distributive belongings on my pizza every morning.
--
It hurts me when you lot read these out loud.
--
Student: Oh man! I want I was a caprine animal then bad.
Me: Why?
Student: Then, I could create goaty things.
--
You necessitate to tweet nigh the wrong-doings of your students.
--
Vegans merely pretty much consume chips. And bananas.
--
I don't desire to pay attention. I desire attending to pay me.
--
Why don't you lot become gurgle about peanut butter?
--
You type real quickly. You've got that blogger's touch.
--
Student: Once you lot teach married, tin move nosotros telephone phone you lot President Carter?
Me: No.
--
No offense. But, I was actually hoping you lot weren't going to locomote hither yesterday then nosotros could complete the movie.
--
Guys, subsequently Ms. Hagan gets married, we're going to select to telephone phone her Mrs. Hagan.
--
Poker is merely Yahtzee amongst cards.
--
If you lot ain't a Justin Bieber fan, leave of absence of my life!
--
Student: Are you lot clearing your pharynx to teach our attention?
Me: No. I select a frog inwards my throat.
Student: But, you're a vegetarian.
--
Student 1: Did you lot actually select a blanket inwards here?!?
Student 2: Yes.
Student 1: I had to halt what I was proverb merely to address the fact that you lot brought a blanket to school.
--
Someone said my shirt looks similar "Homeless meets Where's Waldo?", but I similar it.
--
If the graph looks similar an EAR, it's non linEAR.
--
Student 1: If the rut isn't dorsum on tomorrow, I'm going to remain habitation nether my blanket as well as lookout adult man facebook.
Student 2: Watch facebook?
Student 1: All facebook is anymore is videos. You practically merely lookout adult man facebook.
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