Things Teenagers Say: Book 31
Talking nearly starting novel spider web log serial reminded me that it's been a lilliputian piece since I posted a novel Things Teenagers Say. I actually never idea this serial would cause got off the agency it did. I cause got a boom writing downwardly the crazy things my students say. My students fifty-fifty beloved reading it to come across if they tin move detect whatever of their ain statements or gauge who said what. They're also convinced that the crazy things they say are the exclusively affair that makes people read my blog. Therefore, my I owe all of my "fame" to them. Crazy kids...
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Is your previous shape sum of oral fissure breathers?
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Ms. Hagan, yous demand to hire a gargoyle exterminator.
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Me: Textbooks are dumb.
Student: That's in all likelihood the exclusively fourth dimension I'm e'er going to concur amongst you, Ms. Hagan!
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Student: Why would they telephone phone it the "carrot" button? I mean value they should telephone phone it the "pizza" button.
Me: I'm pretty certain it's the "C-A-R-A-T" button.
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Sometimes yous remind me of a fainting goat. Whenever my neighbor's goats sneeze, it sounds similar they are tooting.
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I decided what I'm going to practise amongst my complimentary fourth dimension afterwards I drib dead rich. I'm going to ain a croc store.
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Would yous last offended if I told yous "I didgeridon't?"
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Student 1: Can I tell yous a joke?
Student 2: I don't desire to withdraw heed nearly your beloved life.
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Me: Did anyone practise whatever Apr Fool's jokes today?
Student: Yeah. I told my Mom I loved her.
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Can I drib dead to the bath earlier a man child inwards this shape loses an of import part?
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I tried to instruct my beau to allow me position mascara on him. He punched me.
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Student: Look at my sunburn. It's u-shaped.
Me: It's non u-shaped. It's a parabola.
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It's humid inwards here. Ms. Hagan's pilus fifty-fifty screams, "It's humid." Don't worry. Mine does, too. I'm non judging you.
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While playing Scattergories: I position Harry Truman. I don't fifty-fifty know if he's real.
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Ms. Hagan is famous. Why are yous beingness hateful to her? She could last the Queen of America closed to day. Then, she's going to think how yous treated her.
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I wonder if I swallowed my marriage band if it would dissolve inwards my tummy acid...
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Student 1: This mucilage is sour!
Student 2: So is your attitude!
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I wishing I was born at domicile inwards a barn as well as then if individual asked me, "Hey, were yous born inwards a barn?" I could response yes. That settles it. My kid's getting born inwards a barn.
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I beloved my topographic point belt! I habiliment it EVERY time!
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I cause got a 73 inwards this class. I'm hanging off a cliff here!
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Me: Isn't this fun?
Student: Do yous know what fun is, Ms. Hagan? Fun is going to the fair as well as eating corn dogs on a stick.
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Do non plough the air conditioner off unless yous desire to position your hands nether my armpits.
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Student afterwards seeing populace shaped stickers on my desk: Oh, expect yous cause got pictures of me on your stickers. I'm your world.
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I'm as well as then glad nosotros are blessed amongst baseball game as well as boys as well as baseball game pants.
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24 | Volume 25
Volume 26 | Volume 27 | Volume 28 | Volume 29 | Volume 30
Is your previous shape sum of oral fissure breathers?
--
Ms. Hagan, yous demand to hire a gargoyle exterminator.
--
Me: Textbooks are dumb.
Student: That's in all likelihood the exclusively fourth dimension I'm e'er going to concur amongst you, Ms. Hagan!
--
Student: Why would they telephone phone it the "carrot" button? I mean value they should telephone phone it the "pizza" button.
Me: I'm pretty certain it's the "C-A-R-A-T" button.
--
Sometimes yous remind me of a fainting goat. Whenever my neighbor's goats sneeze, it sounds similar they are tooting.
--
I decided what I'm going to practise amongst my complimentary fourth dimension afterwards I drib dead rich. I'm going to ain a croc store.
--
Would yous last offended if I told yous "I didgeridon't?"
--
Student 1: Can I tell yous a joke?
Student 2: I don't desire to withdraw heed nearly your beloved life.
--
Me: Did anyone practise whatever Apr Fool's jokes today?
Student: Yeah. I told my Mom I loved her.
--
Can I drib dead to the bath earlier a man child inwards this shape loses an of import part?
--
I tried to instruct my beau to allow me position mascara on him. He punched me.
--
Student: Look at my sunburn. It's u-shaped.
Me: It's non u-shaped. It's a parabola.
--
It's humid inwards here. Ms. Hagan's pilus fifty-fifty screams, "It's humid." Don't worry. Mine does, too. I'm non judging you.
--
While playing Scattergories: I position Harry Truman. I don't fifty-fifty know if he's real.
--
Ms. Hagan is famous. Why are yous beingness hateful to her? She could last the Queen of America closed to day. Then, she's going to think how yous treated her.
--
I wonder if I swallowed my marriage band if it would dissolve inwards my tummy acid...
--
Student 1: This mucilage is sour!
Student 2: So is your attitude!
--
I wishing I was born at domicile inwards a barn as well as then if individual asked me, "Hey, were yous born inwards a barn?" I could response yes. That settles it. My kid's getting born inwards a barn.
--
I beloved my topographic point belt! I habiliment it EVERY time!
--
I cause got a 73 inwards this class. I'm hanging off a cliff here!
--
Me: Isn't this fun?
Student: Do yous know what fun is, Ms. Hagan? Fun is going to the fair as well as eating corn dogs on a stick.
--
Do non plough the air conditioner off unless yous desire to position your hands nether my armpits.
--
Student afterwards seeing populace shaped stickers on my desk: Oh, expect yous cause got pictures of me on your stickers. I'm your world.
--
I'm as well as then glad nosotros are blessed amongst baseball game as well as boys as well as baseball game pants.
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