Things Teenagers Reach Book 25
I can't believe I've already made it to Volume 25! Here are the latest crazy things overheard inwards my classroom.
Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24
Ms. Hagan, thank yous for corrupting my mom. She started reading your blog, in addition to forthwith she's going around in addition to trying to purpose all the crazy phrases teenagers say.
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My sis said I demand to hold upward cuter in addition to thus I tin transcend away on a man child for to a greater extent than than a week.
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Student: You're a dime summation ninety-nine.
Me: I'm a what?
Student: You know, a dime. That's 10 summation 99.
Me: Okay...
Student: That agency you're a 101.
Me: You mightiness desire to banking concern tally your math there.
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Another Teacher: So, I heard a novel rumor nearly yous from a pupil this morning.
Me: Oh great. What is it this time?
Teacher: The pupil said that yous own got an obsession amongst eating mustard. You consume it on everything, including salad.
Me: Okay. That is the most random, untrue rumor I've ever heard.
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Ms. Hagan, does your beau own got a pet giraffe?
#Australianboyfriendprobs
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Male Student: In the blank for menstruum at the top of the paper, I wrote "two weeks late."
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Student: Are yous wearing tights?
Me: Yes.
Student: But, those own got feet inwards them. Tights don't own got feet inwards them.
Me: Tights create likewise own got feet inwards them.
Student: No, pantyhose own got feet inwards them. Tights create non own got feet.
Me: I hope yous that yous tin purchase tights that own got feet inwards them.
Student: I'm going to own got to expect for some of these at the store!
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So, I told my mom yous had a boyfriend. And, she's never met you. So, she was actually confused nearly why I was telling her this. Then, she had yous confused amongst some other teacher. So, she had no persuasion why it would hold upward a large bargain that yous had a boyfriend. But, she said she's happy for you.
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I asked my dad if I could seat breadstuff inwards the blender to run into what happened, exactly he wouldn't allow me.
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Me: Can anyone give an instance of a mnemonic device?
Student: H5N1 calculator.
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(I may own got a slight obsession amongst desmos.com. And, for the record, I asked my students to inquire themselves, "What would Slope Dude say?")
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Previous Volumes:
Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5
Volume 6 | Volume 7 | Volume 8 | Volume 9 | Volume 10
Volume 11 | Volume 12 | Volume 13 | Volume 14 | Volume 15
Volume 16 | Volume 17 | Volume 18 | Volume 19 | Volume 20
Volume 21 | Volume 22 | Volume 23 | Volume 24
Ms. Hagan, thank yous for corrupting my mom. She started reading your blog, in addition to forthwith she's going around in addition to trying to purpose all the crazy phrases teenagers say.
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My sis said I demand to hold upward cuter in addition to thus I tin transcend away on a man child for to a greater extent than than a week.
--
Student: You're a dime summation ninety-nine.
Me: I'm a what?
Student: You know, a dime. That's 10 summation 99.
Me: Okay...
Student: That agency you're a 101.
Me: You mightiness desire to banking concern tally your math there.
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Another Teacher: So, I heard a novel rumor nearly yous from a pupil this morning.
Me: Oh great. What is it this time?
Teacher: The pupil said that yous own got an obsession amongst eating mustard. You consume it on everything, including salad.
Me: Okay. That is the most random, untrue rumor I've ever heard.
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Ms. Hagan, does your beau own got a pet giraffe?
#Australianboyfriendprobs
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Male Student: In the blank for menstruum at the top of the paper, I wrote "two weeks late."
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Student: Are yous wearing tights?
Me: Yes.
Student: But, those own got feet inwards them. Tights don't own got feet inwards them.
Me: Tights create likewise own got feet inwards them.
Student: No, pantyhose own got feet inwards them. Tights create non own got feet.
Me: I hope yous that yous tin purchase tights that own got feet inwards them.
Student: I'm going to own got to expect for some of these at the store!
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So, I told my mom yous had a boyfriend. And, she's never met you. So, she was actually confused nearly why I was telling her this. Then, she had yous confused amongst some other teacher. So, she had no persuasion why it would hold upward a large bargain that yous had a boyfriend. But, she said she's happy for you.
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I asked my dad if I could seat breadstuff inwards the blender to run into what happened, exactly he wouldn't allow me.
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Can I own got a unlike calculator? I desire 1 that's non from Texas.
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Student: Have yous ever got pulled over past times the cops?
Me: No.
Student: Well, if yous ever did acquire pulled over, would yous desire to know how to leave of absence of a ticket?
Me: Sure. Tell me how to leave of absence of a ticket.
Student: You foremost past times taking all of your clothe off. Then, yous outflow out of the motorcar in addition to run equally fast equally yous can.
Me: This sounds to a greater extent than similar a innovation for getting arrested than getting out of a ticket.
Student: Yeah. But, you'll brand certain that yous terminate upward on the tidings this way.
Me: No.
Student: Well, if yous ever did acquire pulled over, would yous desire to know how to leave of absence of a ticket?
Me: Sure. Tell me how to leave of absence of a ticket.
Student: You foremost past times taking all of your clothe off. Then, yous outflow out of the motorcar in addition to run equally fast equally yous can.
Me: This sounds to a greater extent than similar a innovation for getting arrested than getting out of a ticket.
Student: Yeah. But, you'll brand certain that yous terminate upward on the tidings this way.
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Me: Can anyone give an instance of a mnemonic device?
Student: H5N1 calculator.
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Can I delight become to the restroom? I own got to tinkle twinkle trivial star.
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Student 1: He wasn't a real skilful teacher, exactly he certain was something to expect at!
Student 2: Yeah, I asked for a LOT of aid inwards his class!
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Is it okay to appointment your ex-boyfriend's brother?
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I don't acquire why nosotros should own got to larn all this stuff. I hateful we're never going to own got to purpose it inwards existent life anyway. For example, why should I own got to larn history?!? Just in addition to thus I tin aid my kids amongst their homework past times telling them that Abraham Lincoln was the minute president?
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Student: You had AIDS concluding year?!?
Me: No. I said I didn't own got whatsoever classroom aides concluding year.
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Me: No. I said I didn't own got whatsoever classroom aides concluding year.
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Do yous demand that 1 trash sack commercial? [Don't acquire sad; acquire Glad.]
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Me: Name a famous inventor.
Student: Harrison Ford.
Me: Harrison Ford was non an inventor.
Student: Yeah he was. He invented the assembly line.
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Student: Harrison Ford.
Me: Harrison Ford was non an inventor.
Student: Yeah he was. He invented the assembly line.
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Can I telephone telephone yous Ms. H? Cause you're a gangster.
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Your pencil sharpener industrial plant likewise well.
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Me: What are yous doing behind my desk? That is my domain.
Student: If that's your domain, than this [pointing at the balance of the classroom] is your range!
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Student 1: Hey guys, create yous desire to experience something soft? Come experience Student 2's hair.
Does that say demon.com? What is amongst yous in addition to all these satanic practices? First, yous asked us to inquire ourselves "What would Satan create seriously?" Now yous desire us to become to a Satan worshiping website. Student 2: Gotta transcend away on the mullet fresh.
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(I may own got a slight obsession amongst desmos.com. And, for the record, I asked my students to inquire themselves, "What would Slope Dude say?")
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Student: Do yous own got a napkin inwards here? Because I'm non going to the bathroom!
Me: Why won't yous become to the bathroom?
Student: This schoolhouse is haunted.
Me: How are yous going to handgrip going to schoolhouse hither all solar daytime for the adjacent 4 years?
Student: I'll e'er brand certain I become to the bath amongst a large group. Then, the ghost can't acquire me.
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Look Ms. Hagan! My pollex is a 90 score angle!
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We didn't play Witzzle yesterday. That hurts my feelings!
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I'm going to tell my hereafter children that they own got to own got your class. No excuses!
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Your desk was in addition to thus build clean yesterday. What happened?
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Ms. Hagan, are yous drinking germ-x?
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