Things Teenagers Enjoin Book 22
Happy Thanksgiving! I know I possess got hence much to hold upwards thankful for this year. One affair I'm thankful for is that non a twenty-four hours goes past times where my students don't brand me laugh. So, I think it's solely plumbing equipment to part closed to things teenagers tell today. :)
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In high school, my trig instructor taught me to purpose the judgement "All students possess got calculus" to think which trig ratios were positive inward each quadrant of the coordinate plane. I told my students that they were gratis to practise their ain sentence. I was kinda hoping that creating their ain judgement would aid it stick inward their brains a picayune better. Here's what they came upwards with:
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In high school, my trig instructor taught me to purpose the judgement "All students possess got calculus" to think which trig ratios were positive inward each quadrant of the coordinate plane. I told my students that they were gratis to practise their ain sentence. I was kinda hoping that creating their ain judgement would aid it stick inward their brains a picayune better. Here's what they came upwards with:
Satan ever tempts children. [Then, nosotros had to beak over how the letters needed to reverberate the numbering of the quadrants...]
Adults sometimes tickle children.
All selfies; likewise cute.
All sisters beak crap.
Aliens sometimes possess got cows.
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Note to self. Don't vesture all dark to school. Your students volition inquire all sorts of crazy questions?
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Note to self. Don't vesture all dark to school. Your students volition inquire all sorts of crazy questions?
Student 1: Why are you lot wearing all dark today? Did your truthful cat die?
Me: [Sigh] I don't ain a cat.
Student 1: Well, you lot don't ain a truthful cat now. It died.
Student 2: Guys, mayhap her found died. Maybe that's why she's wearing all black.
In closed to other class:
Why are you lot wearing all dark Did you lot run over a truthful cat on your way to school? I bet you lot left your identify dressed all colorfully similar you lot unremarkably are. Then, you lot ran over a truthful cat as well as went dorsum to your identify to position on dark clothes inward mourning.
Me: [Sigh] I don't ain a cat.
Student 1: Well, you lot don't ain a truthful cat now. It died.
Student 2: Guys, mayhap her found died. Maybe that's why she's wearing all black.
In closed to other class:
Why are you lot wearing all dark Did you lot run over a truthful cat on your way to school? I bet you lot left your identify dressed all colorfully similar you lot unremarkably are. Then, you lot ran over a truthful cat as well as went dorsum to your identify to position on dark clothes inward mourning.
Student 1: I know why you're wearing all black. You're truly a werewolf.
Student 2: Wait - Ms. Hagan can't hold upwards a werewolf. She doesn't consume meat.
Student 1: She must hold upwards a vegewolf, then.
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Student: Can you lot PEMDAS this for me?
Me: What?!?
Student: Oh, I meant tin you lot DESMOS this for me?
Me: Of course! :)
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Sure. My disclose is 918-BACK-OFF.
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Me: Of course! :)
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Sure. My disclose is 918-BACK-OFF.
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Student 1: If I purchase you lot a truthful cat tin I possess got an A?
Student 2: What if I purchase you lot iii cats, could I possess got an A?
Student 3: What if I purchase you lot a boyfriend?
Student 4: What if I purchase you lot a plant?
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Student: Did you lot come across your beau at church?
Me: No.
Student: Well, that agency you lot can't conjoin him then.
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Pi Girl is mean.
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Would you lot even hence honey me if I had ebola?
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Stop "Not Yetting" as well as origin writing "Almost There."
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I only got strangled past times a ghost inward Ms. Hagan's class.
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Do you lot know what my dad calls people who don't consume meat? Un-American
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H5N1 misdemeanor isn't THAT bad.
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I sent a daughter a straight message on twitter. I told her that I had looked through her insta photos, as well as it looked similar she was suffering from a lack of Vitamin "ME."
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Your patience is truly curt correct now. I think you lot should lengthen it.
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If you lot were an angle, you'd hold upwards an shrewd one.
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She ain't Chef Boyardee or Paula Deen.
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I promise the desk breaks as well as he breaks his pelvis bone.
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I've got chemical scientific discipline on my hand.
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If you're wondering why I wrote "elims" on my homework, it's "smile" spelled backwards.
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Wow Ms. Hagan. You possess got a proficient mind. Sometimes.
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Wow, inward 5 years, you're going to hold upwards 30!
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Student 1: Look at Ms. Hagan, all bundled up.
Student 2: Yeah, she's similar a picayune vegan burrito over there.
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Do you lot know what? I've never seen an ugly twin inward my life. I wonder if they fifty-fifty exist.
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I loathe twins. [Said past times a twin.]
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I saw that homework you're going to give us today. And, I desire to punch you lot inward the brow because of it.
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