Volume 51: Things Teenagers Say
It's already fourth dimension over again for some other book of Things Teenagers Say. Either my students receive got been maxim to a greater extent than interesting things lately, or I've but been meliorate at writing them down. I'm non sure!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
How am I non supposed to worry when your ones hold off similar twos?
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Student: Mrs. Carter, tin yous consume butter since you're a vegan?
Me: I'm non a vegan. I'm a vegetarian.
Student: What's the difference?
Me: Vegans don't consume whatsoever eggs or dairy products. They don't fifty-fifty consume honey.
Student: Why?
Me: Honey comes from bees.
Student: Woah.
Me: They every bit good don't vesture leather since it comes from cows.
Student: Do they vesture anything?
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Student 1: Why create students move along maxim yous are pregnant?
Me: That rumor has been going around for the entire half dozen years I receive got worked here.
Student 2: Yeah. Someone said it must live twins because you've been important for thence long.
Me: What?
Student 2: Can yous believe that some students at our schoolhouse intend yous receive got to live important for eighteen months to receive got twins?
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Don't move out me alongside these heathens.
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They process us similar slaves inward this school. I don't come upwardly to schoolhouse to live told what to do. I come upwardly to come across my friends as well as play sports. I'm non learning anything.
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Food as well as cats. Aren't those the same thing?
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He'd never hold out inward a gunfight. They'd nation him to receive got 10 paces. He would receive got 5 as well as plow around as well as shoot. Then, he'd live an outlaw.
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Do trees shrink when they acquire older?
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Student 1: Mrs. Carter, it's 12 days until our birthday!
Me: I know! I'm excited.
Student 2: You're going to receive got a birthday?
Me: Yes. I'll live 28.
Student 1: 28? You hold off similar a mom!
Student 3: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 truthful cat mom.
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Me: What create nosotros purpose to stair out time?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 ruler.
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What would yous create if Mr. Carter ever left you? Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 truthful cat would ever live in that location for you.
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Student 1: The truthful cat I desire is similar $3000.
Student 2: Is it a tiger?
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Student 1: We involve to create the quiz on Th because I mightiness non live hither on Friday.
Me: Why?
Student 1: My puppy died.
Student 2: Today is Tuesday. If your puppy died, why would yous live gone on Friday?
Student 1: We're going to receive got its funeral on Friday.
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Me: When I was inward school, I learned "My really fantabulous woman raise but served us nine pizzas" to recall the planets. But, directly that Pluto is no longer a planet, I'm non certain how they are didactics it inward school.
Student: Didn't Pluto acquire blown up?
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Student: Mrs. Carter, create yous know what the best means to consume bananas is?
Me: No.
Student: Trash.
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One freshman educatee to another: You hold off old. You hold off similar a grown woman. Your human face upwardly looks similar that of a xl yr old.
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Student 1: Can nosotros cry the tree Bob?
Student 2: The tree can't live named Bob. We already had a occupation alongside Bob emptying out his swimming pool.
Student 1: So why can't our tree every bit good live named Bob?
Student 2: Trees can't empty out pools or fifty-fifty swim inward them inward the outset place.
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Student 1: We don't receive got schoolhouse side yesteryear side week.
Student 2: That's how Thanksgiving Break usually works.
Student 1: Rude! What would yous nation if I said I was dying?
Student 2: I would say, "Of course of written report yous are dying. I tin come across the blood stain on the carpet."
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Me: What is exceptional close mapping diagrams that volition aid us alongside finding domain as well as range?
Student: Mapping diagrams demo love to the oval shape.
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Instead of writing "It passes the vertical business test," I'm going to write VLT-Approved.
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One fourth dimension I sneezed dorsum inward Vietnam...
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It reeks inward here. It smells similar rabbit.
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Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
How am I non supposed to worry when your ones hold off similar twos?
--
Student: Mrs. Carter, tin yous consume butter since you're a vegan?
Me: I'm non a vegan. I'm a vegetarian.
Student: What's the difference?
Me: Vegans don't consume whatsoever eggs or dairy products. They don't fifty-fifty consume honey.
Student: Why?
Me: Honey comes from bees.
Student: Woah.
Me: They every bit good don't vesture leather since it comes from cows.
Student: Do they vesture anything?
--
Student 1: Why create students move along maxim yous are pregnant?
Me: That rumor has been going around for the entire half dozen years I receive got worked here.
Student 2: Yeah. Someone said it must live twins because you've been important for thence long.
Me: What?
Student 2: Can yous believe that some students at our schoolhouse intend yous receive got to live important for eighteen months to receive got twins?
--
Don't move out me alongside these heathens.
--
They process us similar slaves inward this school. I don't come upwardly to schoolhouse to live told what to do. I come upwardly to come across my friends as well as play sports. I'm non learning anything.
--
Food as well as cats. Aren't those the same thing?
--
He'd never hold out inward a gunfight. They'd nation him to receive got 10 paces. He would receive got 5 as well as plow around as well as shoot. Then, he'd live an outlaw.
--
Do trees shrink when they acquire older?
--
Student 1: Mrs. Carter, it's 12 days until our birthday!
Me: I know! I'm excited.
Student 2: You're going to receive got a birthday?
Me: Yes. I'll live 28.
Student 1: 28? You hold off similar a mom!
Student 3: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 truthful cat mom.
--
Me: What create nosotros purpose to stair out time?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 ruler.
--
What would yous create if Mr. Carter ever left you? Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 truthful cat would ever live in that location for you.
--
Student 1: The truthful cat I desire is similar $3000.
Student 2: Is it a tiger?
--
Student 1: We involve to create the quiz on Th because I mightiness non live hither on Friday.
Me: Why?
Student 1: My puppy died.
Student 2: Today is Tuesday. If your puppy died, why would yous live gone on Friday?
Student 1: We're going to receive got its funeral on Friday.
--
Me: When I was inward school, I learned "My really fantabulous woman raise but served us nine pizzas" to recall the planets. But, directly that Pluto is no longer a planet, I'm non certain how they are didactics it inward school.
Student: Didn't Pluto acquire blown up?
--
Student: Mrs. Carter, create yous know what the best means to consume bananas is?
Me: No.
Student: Trash.
--
One freshman educatee to another: You hold off old. You hold off similar a grown woman. Your human face upwardly looks similar that of a xl yr old.
--
Student 1: Can nosotros cry the tree Bob?
Student 2: The tree can't live named Bob. We already had a occupation alongside Bob emptying out his swimming pool.
Student 1: So why can't our tree every bit good live named Bob?
Student 2: Trees can't empty out pools or fifty-fifty swim inward them inward the outset place.
--
Student 1: We don't receive got schoolhouse side yesteryear side week.
Student 2: That's how Thanksgiving Break usually works.
Student 1: Rude! What would yous nation if I said I was dying?
Student 2: I would say, "Of course of written report yous are dying. I tin come across the blood stain on the carpet."
--
Me: What is exceptional close mapping diagrams that volition aid us alongside finding domain as well as range?
Student: Mapping diagrams demo love to the oval shape.
--
Instead of writing "It passes the vertical business test," I'm going to write VLT-Approved.
--
One fourth dimension I sneezed dorsum inward Vietnam...
--
It reeks inward here. It smells similar rabbit.
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