Volume 50: Things Teenagers Say
My students are complaining that I haven't posted a Things Teenagers Say postal service inwards a while. So, I justice I'll oblige them. Here are the things I've overheard lately inwards my classroom out of the mouths of teenagers.
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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[Student Name] has an ugly personality. I bring a beautiful personality. I bring a rose gilded personality.
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Every fourth dimension you lot walk inwards class, it looks similar you lot only walked out of a 90s music video.
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Every fourth dimension Mr. Carter talks, I giggle.
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Student 1: Do you lot bring a game on your phone?
Student 2: Nope. All I bring is social media.
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I wonder if twins nonetheless bring a doppelganger.
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My dad is my doppelganger.
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I don't holler back I'd last expert inwards prison. I'm likewise pretty.
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Did you lot know that butterflies are an endangered species? There are exclusively 5 of them left inwards the world.
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Squiggly brackets hold off similar angel fish trying to kiss.
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Did you lot know that someone made a meme well-nigh Mrs. Carter's projector?
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Mr. Carter should grow a beard He would hold off similar a hateful instructor then.
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I couldn't quit doodling the symbol for all existent numbers final hour.
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You mean-mugged me. Now I bring a caput ache.
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[Student Name] has an ugly personality. I bring a beautiful personality. I bring a rose gilded personality.
--
Every fourth dimension you lot walk inwards class, it looks similar you lot only walked out of a 90s music video.
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Every fourth dimension Mr. Carter talks, I giggle.
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Student 1: Do you lot bring a game on your phone?
Student 2: Nope. All I bring is social media.
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I wonder if twins nonetheless bring a doppelganger.
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My dad is my doppelganger.
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I don't holler back I'd last expert inwards prison. I'm likewise pretty.
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Did you lot know that butterflies are an endangered species? There are exclusively 5 of them left inwards the world.
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Squiggly brackets hold off similar angel fish trying to kiss.
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Did you lot know that someone made a meme well-nigh Mrs. Carter's projector?
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Mr. Carter should grow a beard He would hold off similar a hateful instructor then.
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I couldn't quit doodling the symbol for all existent numbers final hour.
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You mean-mugged me. Now I bring a caput ache.
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Student 1: Is this actually where you lot desire to last when Jesus comes back?
Student 2: No. I desire to last at home.
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Tell me the within joke. We are INSIDE correct now, thence you lot tin rank me the joke.
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Me: It’s called the caret button.
Student: Is it expert for your eyes?
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I’m going to larn pulled over in addition to hold off similar an alcoholic that loves pistachios.
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Why does mucilage hold off thence satisfying?
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