Volume 47: Things Teenagers Say

Welcome to some other mass of Things Teenagers Say!  This is a compilation of interesting things that receive got been said past times my students over the terminal span of weeks.  Enjoy!


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Student 1: I haven't had information inward 2 months.
Student 2: I haven't had information inward 2 years.
Student 1: I would kill myself.

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Student 1: If I weighed 900 pounds, I would last actually skillful at football.
Student 2: You wouldn't last able to run if y'all weighed 900 pounds.
Student 1: You don't receive got to run inward football!

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You tin scroll an astronaut downwards a hill, but y'all don't run into people doing it!

Said piece students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).  

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Goldfish are NOT sold inward hardware stores.

Also said while students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).  

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Student: I'm giving upwards on school.
Me: Why?
Student: This waking upwards matter is only also much.

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He's a skillful vocalist but for the incorrect band.

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Student: My mom is crazy.
Me: Two Nice Things.
Student:  She has a squeamish daughter, in addition to I similar the coloring of her bedspread.

Note: Two Nice Things is likely the dominion I enforce the most inward my classroom.  If students tell something hateful close somebody else, they receive got to brand amends past times maxim 2 squeamish things inward return. 

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It's similar me in addition to armpits.  They freak me out.  I HATE armpits.

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You only spit all over my paper.  You are going to switch papers amongst me now.  I only receive got to accept my cite off of it.

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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 stick can't swim, in addition to hence it ain't a fish.

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Student 1: Ewww...there's an opened upwards coughing driblet inward my pocketbook that got wet.
Student 2: Give it to me.  I desire it!

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Hey Mrs. Carter!  Have y'all e'er seen a sicker pair of crocs?

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Don't approximate my dissever ends.

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Ready, Set, H2O!

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If it rains at 2:00 p.m. I am getting away from you.  You are cursed!

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Some tiddler inward my nutrient prep degree yesterday asked me the ingredients to a scrambled egg.

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Now, don't allow your Angle Side Side show.

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I had a toupee earlier I got my pilus cut.

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Student 1: *Sneeze*
Student 2: God Bless You.
Student 1: God doesn't bless demons.

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If y'all driblet out of high schoolhouse when you're 18, your identify unit of measurement volition most probable shun you.

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I'm playing Connect Four because my life is sad.

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Why would y'all role a lighter to lite a match?

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Student 1: It's hotter than that place.
Student 2: Hell?
Student 1: No, heaven.
Student 2: Heaven?
Student 1: I said it's hotter than that place.

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Student 1:What's Easter?
Student 2: Really?
Student 1: Oh.  It's that vacation where y'all sit down to a greater extent than or less the tree in addition to merchandise presents.
Student 2: That's Christmas.
Student 1: I idea Christmas was when y'all went door to door in addition to asked for candy.

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Student 1: How far produce negative numbers go?
Student 2: Probably equally far equally positive numbers go.
Student 1: How far produce they go?

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Can y'all larn liposuction on your finger?  Because my finger is in addition to hence fat.

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