Volume 47: Things Teenagers Say
Welcome to some other mass of Things Teenagers Say! This is a compilation of interesting things that receive got been said past times my students over the terminal span of weeks. Enjoy!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Student 1: I haven't had information inward 2 months.
Student 2: I haven't had information inward 2 years.
Student 1: I would kill myself.
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Student 1: If I weighed 900 pounds, I would last actually skillful at football.
Student 2: You wouldn't last able to run if y'all weighed 900 pounds.
Student 1: You don't receive got to run inward football!
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You tin scroll an astronaut downwards a hill, but y'all don't run into people doing it!
Said piece students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
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Goldfish are NOT sold inward hardware stores.
Also said while students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
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Student: I'm giving upwards on school.
Me: Why?
Student: This waking upwards matter is only also much.
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He's a skillful vocalist but for the incorrect band.
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Student: My mom is crazy.
Me: Two Nice Things.
Student: She has a squeamish daughter, in addition to I similar the coloring of her bedspread.
Note: Two Nice Things is likely the dominion I enforce the most inward my classroom. If students tell something hateful close somebody else, they receive got to brand amends past times maxim 2 squeamish things inward return.
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It's similar me in addition to armpits. They freak me out. I HATE armpits.
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You only spit all over my paper. You are going to switch papers amongst me now. I only receive got to accept my cite off of it.
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Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 stick can't swim, in addition to hence it ain't a fish.
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Student 1: Ewww...there's an opened upwards coughing driblet inward my pocketbook that got wet.
Student 2: Give it to me. I desire it!
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Hey Mrs. Carter! Have y'all e'er seen a sicker pair of crocs?
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Don't approximate my dissever ends.
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Ready, Set, H2O!
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If it rains at 2:00 p.m. I am getting away from you. You are cursed!
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Some tiddler inward my nutrient prep degree yesterday asked me the ingredients to a scrambled egg.
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Now, don't allow your Angle Side Side show.
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I had a toupee earlier I got my pilus cut.
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Student 1: *Sneeze*
Student 2: God Bless You.
Student 1: God doesn't bless demons.
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If y'all driblet out of high schoolhouse when you're 18, your identify unit of measurement volition most probable shun you.
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I'm playing Connect Four because my life is sad.
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Why would y'all role a lighter to lite a match?
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Student 1: It's hotter than that place.
Student 2: Hell?
Student 1: No, heaven.
Student 2: Heaven?
Student 1: I said it's hotter than that place.
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Student 1:What's Easter?
Student 2: Really?
Student 1: Oh. It's that vacation where y'all sit down to a greater extent than or less the tree in addition to merchandise presents.
Student 2: That's Christmas.
Student 1: I idea Christmas was when y'all went door to door in addition to asked for candy.
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Student 1: How far produce negative numbers go?
Student 2: Probably equally far equally positive numbers go.
Student 1: How far produce they go?
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Can y'all larn liposuction on your finger? Because my finger is in addition to hence fat.
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Student 1: I haven't had information inward 2 months.
Student 2: I haven't had information inward 2 years.
Student 1: I would kill myself.
--
Student 1: If I weighed 900 pounds, I would last actually skillful at football.
Student 2: You wouldn't last able to run if y'all weighed 900 pounds.
Student 1: You don't receive got to run inward football!
--
You tin scroll an astronaut downwards a hill, but y'all don't run into people doing it!
Said piece students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
--
Goldfish are NOT sold inward hardware stores.
Also said while students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
--
Student: I'm giving upwards on school.
Me: Why?
Student: This waking upwards matter is only also much.
--
He's a skillful vocalist but for the incorrect band.
--
Student: My mom is crazy.
Me: Two Nice Things.
Student: She has a squeamish daughter, in addition to I similar the coloring of her bedspread.
Note: Two Nice Things is likely the dominion I enforce the most inward my classroom. If students tell something hateful close somebody else, they receive got to brand amends past times maxim 2 squeamish things inward return.
--
It's similar me in addition to armpits. They freak me out. I HATE armpits.
--
You only spit all over my paper. You are going to switch papers amongst me now. I only receive got to accept my cite off of it.
--
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 stick can't swim, in addition to hence it ain't a fish.
--
Student 1: Ewww...there's an opened upwards coughing driblet inward my pocketbook that got wet.
Student 2: Give it to me. I desire it!
--
Hey Mrs. Carter! Have y'all e'er seen a sicker pair of crocs?
--
Don't approximate my dissever ends.
--
Ready, Set, H2O!
--
If it rains at 2:00 p.m. I am getting away from you. You are cursed!
--
Some tiddler inward my nutrient prep degree yesterday asked me the ingredients to a scrambled egg.
--
Now, don't allow your Angle Side Side show.
--
I had a toupee earlier I got my pilus cut.
--
Student 1: *Sneeze*
Student 2: God Bless You.
Student 1: God doesn't bless demons.
--
If y'all driblet out of high schoolhouse when you're 18, your identify unit of measurement volition most probable shun you.
--
I'm playing Connect Four because my life is sad.
--
Why would y'all role a lighter to lite a match?
--
Student 1: It's hotter than that place.
Student 2: Hell?
Student 1: No, heaven.
Student 2: Heaven?
Student 1: I said it's hotter than that place.
--
Student 1:What's Easter?
Student 2: Really?
Student 1: Oh. It's that vacation where y'all sit down to a greater extent than or less the tree in addition to merchandise presents.
Student 2: That's Christmas.
Student 1: I idea Christmas was when y'all went door to door in addition to asked for candy.
--
Student 1: How far produce negative numbers go?
Student 2: Probably equally far equally positive numbers go.
Student 1: How far produce they go?
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Can y'all larn liposuction on your finger? Because my finger is in addition to hence fat.
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