Volume 46: Things Teenagers Say
It doesn't look similar it's been that long since my last book of Things Teenagers Say. I justice that agency my kids accept been VERY chatty lately!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
Student 1: I don't instruct to church, but Jesus is my uncle.
Student 2: If you lot did got to church, you lot would know that Jesus is your manlike mortal raise - non your uncle!
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Student: I read your terminal things teenagers nation post, as well as I was responsible for seven of them. I counted.
Me: What does that nation most you?
Student: It says I'm your favorite student, as well as you're non going to accept a weblog i time I graduate.
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George Strait is how I asked my lady friend to prom.
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Let's laid a twosome for the river that nosotros cry.
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I'm progressively becoming friends amongst to a greater extent than as well as to a greater extent than underclassmen. I don't similar it.
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You dented my cup!
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If my mom says "K" to me i to a greater extent than time...
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You demand to come upward hang out amongst us i night. You'll express joy thus much, you'll accept abs!
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I don't know how to tweet on tweeter.
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I didn't desire you lot to instruct kicked out of class. That's why I punched you.
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Can I instruct to luncheon early on because I accept to instruct selection upward a shotgun later?
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Sit downward as well as utter to me most Law as well as Order SVU.
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I don't similar this whole unmarried fundamental describe of piece of job concern without a keychain.
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You know, breathing isn't truly that fun.
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Every conclusion nosotros brand puts us into around other universe.
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Let me write that downward on my non-existent information sheet.
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Me: Statistics is the written report of data.
Student: I know all most data. I accept unlimited.
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Did you lot know that fifty-fifty if you're trash you lot tin order the sack nevertheless create things? It's called a trash CAN, non a trash CANNOT.
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Student: Why didn't I instruct named after my father? I'm jealous!
Me: My mom was named after her mother.
Student: Was she from England?
Me: No.
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Isn't i twenty-four lx minutes menstruum on the Luna the same equally v days on earth?
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If your telephone falls on your face, thus you lot accept it coming.
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I'm non a tomato. I don't bruise easily.
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Student: What type of music create you lot heed to?
Me: Christian music.
Student: You instruct to church?
Me: Yes.
Student: I used to, but I got kicked out.
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She'll belike intermission upward amongst you lot if you lot lose her pencil.
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These kids made crossbows out of pencils, as well as i of them shot me! It was...AMAZING.
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Me: Please don't nation me that you lot are talking most disposing of bodies.
Student: I'm talking most cannibals. He's talking most disposing of a body.
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Zero isn't a number merely similar Pluto isn't a planet.
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I'm a lot of people's spirit animal.
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Me: Is anyone inward hither a Gemini? It's a horoscope sign.
Student: Oh, you lot hateful those things similar scorpio as well as squirrel?
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I'm most to orangutan you.
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Santa Claus tin order the sack agree downward a chimney, thus that agency an astronaut can, too!
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Does "shrimp" accept 2 syllables?
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I exclusively opened my oral fissure i time proverb "elephant," but it has to a greater extent than than i syllable.
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I can't syllable.
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Let me merely instruct the polar behave out of my garage.
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In kindergarten, I was a failure.
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Student 1: I made the best manus turkeys inward kindergarten.
Student 2: No, I made the best manus turkeys inward kindergarten. My turkeys were...SMASH!
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Student 1: I don't instruct to church, but Jesus is my uncle.
Student 2: If you lot did got to church, you lot would know that Jesus is your manlike mortal raise - non your uncle!
--
Student: I read your terminal things teenagers nation post, as well as I was responsible for seven of them. I counted.
Me: What does that nation most you?
Student: It says I'm your favorite student, as well as you're non going to accept a weblog i time I graduate.
--
George Strait is how I asked my lady friend to prom.
--
Let's laid a twosome for the river that nosotros cry.
--
I'm progressively becoming friends amongst to a greater extent than as well as to a greater extent than underclassmen. I don't similar it.
--
You dented my cup!
--
If my mom says "K" to me i to a greater extent than time...
--
You demand to come upward hang out amongst us i night. You'll express joy thus much, you'll accept abs!
--
I don't know how to tweet on tweeter.
--
I didn't desire you lot to instruct kicked out of class. That's why I punched you.
--
Can I instruct to luncheon early on because I accept to instruct selection upward a shotgun later?
--
Sit downward as well as utter to me most Law as well as Order SVU.
--
I don't similar this whole unmarried fundamental describe of piece of job concern without a keychain.
--
You know, breathing isn't truly that fun.
--
Every conclusion nosotros brand puts us into around other universe.
--
Let me write that downward on my non-existent information sheet.
--
Me: Statistics is the written report of data.
Student: I know all most data. I accept unlimited.
--
Did you lot know that fifty-fifty if you're trash you lot tin order the sack nevertheless create things? It's called a trash CAN, non a trash CANNOT.
--
Student: Why didn't I instruct named after my father? I'm jealous!
Me: My mom was named after her mother.
Student: Was she from England?
Me: No.
--
Isn't i twenty-four lx minutes menstruum on the Luna the same equally v days on earth?
--
If your telephone falls on your face, thus you lot accept it coming.
--
I'm non a tomato. I don't bruise easily.
--
Student: What type of music create you lot heed to?
Me: Christian music.
Student: You instruct to church?
Me: Yes.
Student: I used to, but I got kicked out.
--
She'll belike intermission upward amongst you lot if you lot lose her pencil.
--
These kids made crossbows out of pencils, as well as i of them shot me! It was...AMAZING.
--
Me: Please don't nation me that you lot are talking most disposing of bodies.
Student: I'm talking most cannibals. He's talking most disposing of a body.
--
Zero isn't a number merely similar Pluto isn't a planet.
--
I'm a lot of people's spirit animal.
--
Me: Is anyone inward hither a Gemini? It's a horoscope sign.
Student: Oh, you lot hateful those things similar scorpio as well as squirrel?
--
I'm most to orangutan you.
--
Santa Claus tin order the sack agree downward a chimney, thus that agency an astronaut can, too!
--
Does "shrimp" accept 2 syllables?
--
I exclusively opened my oral fissure i time proverb "elephant," but it has to a greater extent than than i syllable.
--
I can't syllable.
--
Let me merely instruct the polar behave out of my garage.
--
In kindergarten, I was a failure.
--
Student 1: I made the best manus turkeys inward kindergarten.
Student 2: No, I made the best manus turkeys inward kindergarten. My turkeys were...SMASH!
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