Volume 44: Things Teenagers Say

It doesn't appear similar it's been that long since I posted Volume 43 of Things Teenagers Say!  I justice that only agency my students accept been on a gyre lately...


Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:


You're a math teacher.  You shouldn't locomote talking near alliteration!

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Did yous know that mom spelled backwards is mom?

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I know how to play this game.  I'm similar a geek at Battleship!

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I similar your 1 earring.  I don't assist how yous lost the other one, in addition to then don't order me the story.

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You glittered all over my bag!

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Student 1: She's bullying me amongst money.
Me: What?!?
Student 2: I won't grade him a dollar

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Guys!  Use your within heads!

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I'm in addition to then item near my shoe laces.

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Yesterday, yous were dressed similar a banana.  Today, you're dressed similar an unpeeled banana.

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Student 1: My mark is going out.
Student 2: Hey, at to the lowest degree yous in conclusion got somebody to become out amongst you.

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Student 1: I accept a pilus inwards my sock.
Student 2: I accept a human foot inwards my sock.

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Student 1: I HATE Chinese food.
Student 2: And, Chinese nutrient HATES you!

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I'm going to file a bullying study on yous for non wearing socks.

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My time to come plans are to espouse a rich quondam human in addition to expire immature inwards my 30's.

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Heroin is bad for your health.  Cocaine isn't equally bad for your health.

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I accept to a greater extent than chins than friends.

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A educatee describing their dream: 

You were dead because yous got into a polygamist hubby fight.

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Student 1: What happened to your sister?
Student 2: All I know is that she did SOMETHING to her knee, in addition to they are going to accept to produce SOMETHING to her knee.

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Student 1: What does your bracelet say?
Student 2: Ecuador.
Student 3: Isn't Republic of Ecuador the house where they construct floors?

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Mr. Carter should vesture a adjust covered inwards Christmas lights to prom since he is the low-cal of your life.

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Student: I only noticed that lifeguard is misspelled inwards this problem.
Me: Oops.
Student: Yeah, it's life G - U - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - R - D.
Me: That's how yous piece lifeguard.
Student: Is it?  My friend used to locomote a lifeguard, in addition to he ever told me it was spelled G - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - U - R - D.

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Student: Would yous ever engagement a communist?
Me: Given that I'm married, no I would non engagement a communist.
Student: What if Mr. Carter wasn't inwards the picture?

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Student 1: There's a peculiar stain on the carpeting inwards the dorsum of your classroom.  I wishing to know what happened.
Student 2: That's where she killed...
Student 1: ...George Clooney.  I know.
Student 3: George Clooney is dead?!?

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