Volume 44: Things Teenagers Say
It doesn't appear similar it's been that long since I posted Volume 43 of Things Teenagers Say! I justice that only agency my students accept been on a gyre lately...
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
You're a math teacher. You shouldn't locomote talking near alliteration!
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Did yous know that mom spelled backwards is mom?
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I know how to play this game. I'm similar a geek at Battleship!
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I similar your 1 earring. I don't assist how yous lost the other one, in addition to then don't order me the story.
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You glittered all over my bag!
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Student 1: She's bullying me amongst money.
Me: What?!?
Student 2: I won't grade him a dollar
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Guys! Use your within heads!
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I'm in addition to then item near my shoe laces.
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Yesterday, yous were dressed similar a banana. Today, you're dressed similar an unpeeled banana.
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Student 1: My mark is going out.
Student 2: Hey, at to the lowest degree yous in conclusion got somebody to become out amongst you.
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Student 1: I accept a pilus inwards my sock.
Student 2: I accept a human foot inwards my sock.
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Student 1: I HATE Chinese food.
Student 2: And, Chinese nutrient HATES you!
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I'm going to file a bullying study on yous for non wearing socks.
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My time to come plans are to espouse a rich quondam human in addition to expire immature inwards my 30's.
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Heroin is bad for your health. Cocaine isn't equally bad for your health.
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I accept to a greater extent than chins than friends.
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A educatee describing their dream:
You were dead because yous got into a polygamist hubby fight.
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Student 1: What happened to your sister?
Student 2: All I know is that she did SOMETHING to her knee, in addition to they are going to accept to produce SOMETHING to her knee.
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Student 1: What does your bracelet say?
Student 2: Ecuador.
Student 3: Isn't Republic of Ecuador the house where they construct floors?
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Mr. Carter should vesture a adjust covered inwards Christmas lights to prom since he is the low-cal of your life.
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Student: I only noticed that lifeguard is misspelled inwards this problem.
Me: Oops.
Student: Yeah, it's life G - U - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - R - D.
Me: That's how yous piece lifeguard.
Student: Is it? My friend used to locomote a lifeguard, in addition to he ever told me it was spelled G - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - U - R - D.
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Student: Would yous ever engagement a communist?
Me: Given that I'm married, no I would non engagement a communist.
Student: What if Mr. Carter wasn't inwards the picture?
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Student 1: There's a peculiar stain on the carpeting inwards the dorsum of your classroom. I wishing to know what happened.
Student 2: That's where she killed...
Student 1: ...George Clooney. I know.
Student 3: George Clooney is dead?!?
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You're a math teacher. You shouldn't locomote talking near alliteration!
--
Did yous know that mom spelled backwards is mom?
--
I know how to play this game. I'm similar a geek at Battleship!
--
I similar your 1 earring. I don't assist how yous lost the other one, in addition to then don't order me the story.
--
You glittered all over my bag!
--
Student 1: She's bullying me amongst money.
Me: What?!?
Student 2: I won't grade him a dollar
--
Guys! Use your within heads!
--
I'm in addition to then item near my shoe laces.
--
Yesterday, yous were dressed similar a banana. Today, you're dressed similar an unpeeled banana.
--
Student 1: My mark is going out.
Student 2: Hey, at to the lowest degree yous in conclusion got somebody to become out amongst you.
--
Student 1: I accept a pilus inwards my sock.
Student 2: I accept a human foot inwards my sock.
--
Student 1: I HATE Chinese food.
Student 2: And, Chinese nutrient HATES you!
--
I'm going to file a bullying study on yous for non wearing socks.
--
My time to come plans are to espouse a rich quondam human in addition to expire immature inwards my 30's.
--
Heroin is bad for your health. Cocaine isn't equally bad for your health.
--
I accept to a greater extent than chins than friends.
--
A educatee describing their dream:
You were dead because yous got into a polygamist hubby fight.
--
Student 1: What happened to your sister?
Student 2: All I know is that she did SOMETHING to her knee, in addition to they are going to accept to produce SOMETHING to her knee.
--
Student 1: What does your bracelet say?
Student 2: Ecuador.
Student 3: Isn't Republic of Ecuador the house where they construct floors?
--
Mr. Carter should vesture a adjust covered inwards Christmas lights to prom since he is the low-cal of your life.
--
Student: I only noticed that lifeguard is misspelled inwards this problem.
Me: Oops.
Student: Yeah, it's life G - U - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - R - D.
Me: That's how yous piece lifeguard.
Student: Is it? My friend used to locomote a lifeguard, in addition to he ever told me it was spelled G - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - U - R - D.
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Student: Would yous ever engagement a communist?
Me: Given that I'm married, no I would non engagement a communist.
Student: What if Mr. Carter wasn't inwards the picture?
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Student 1: There's a peculiar stain on the carpeting inwards the dorsum of your classroom. I wishing to know what happened.
Student 2: That's where she killed...
Student 1: ...George Clooney. I know.
Student 3: George Clooney is dead?!?
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