Things Teenagers Say: Book 55
It's fourth dimension to roll upwards Things Teenagers Say for the year. It's been a crazy yr amongst lots of crazy things coming out of the mouths of my students. Hope y'all discovery at to the lowest degree 1 that makes y'all laugh!
He doesn't rap. He rhymes fast.
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Student: Mrs. Carter!!!
Me: What?
Student: Do y'all believe inwards outer space?
Me: Yes...
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I stimulate got the reflexes of a cat. That's what my doc told me.
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Student 1: Nobody goes out to the hot Sahara Desert wearing flip flops.
Student 2: Moses did!
Student 1: Moses is dead, in addition to global warming wasn't a affair dorsum then.
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Student: Can I enquire y'all an adult question.
Me: (worried) Sure.
Student: How many stamps exercise I take away to shipping a manila envelope inwards the mail?
Me: (relieved) Let's operate out a scale in addition to discovery out.
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If teachers got grades from students, I would hand y'all a 96%.
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Student 1: So, who DO y'all like?
Student 2: I don't similar anyone. Leave me alone.
Student 1: So you're going to drib dead alone?
Student 2: Yes, I'm going to drib dead lone amongst my dog.
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Student: Is Mr. Carter sick?
Me: No.
Student: Is Mr. Carter dying?
Me: No.
Student: Is Mr. Carter pregnant?
Me: No.
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If riding a cycle is purpose of your personality, in addition to thus you're a actually ho-hum person.
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Me: What exercise y'all intend surds stands for?
Student: Super Ultra Real Dudes Seriously
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Mrs. Carter, you're similar the instructor that never goes away. You are e'er here.
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You're simply a giddy goose then, I guess.
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If a fry came upwards to me in addition to said 'You await icky' I would likely drib dead from wound feelings.
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You should learn a professor's score thus everyone has to telephone phone y'all professor.
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I got a iv (SBG Grading Scale) in addition to I rock! My sticker says so!
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Student 1: I intend I'm getting a migraine.
Student 2: Then become accept a bath. That's what helps migraines.
Student 1: No. Pills assist migraines.
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Does anybody stimulate got whatsoever infant lotion?
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I'm deplorable my parents gave me an close mutual name.
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I'd rather endeavour in addition to locomote incorrect in addition to thus non endeavour in addition to locomote right.
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I utilization my context clues. I know my latin roots!
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