Things Teenagers Say: Book 52
It's fourth dimension i time again for about other book of Things Teenagers Say. This is my endeavour to tape the crazy things that I overhear students tell inward course of report each day.
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Basketball flavor is my favorite because I larn my abs back.
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I idea it was individual who loved me, but it was only my telephone fellowship proverb "Hi."
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Me: We are virtually to picket my most favorite video ever.
Student: Is it a video of a chicken wearing sweatpants?
Me: That would survive a no.
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Whoever made this was the da Vinci of our generation.
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It feels similar in that location is a tum monster curling upwardly within of me.
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If you're a slacker, together with then I'm a snail.
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Student 1: The H2O inward the bath tastes similar tomatoes.
Student 2: Thank you lot for proverb that. I told that to someone, together with they idea I was stupid.
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You left toast inward my bed!
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Does anyone else truly desire mesquite barbeque chips correct now, or is it only me?
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Mr. Carter is a draw master. His lines are e'er perfectly straight!
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Student 1: I similar your twitter profile pic, Mrs. Carter!
Me: Thanks! I similar it, too.
Student 2: It's a cute film of you. I holler back I'm going to brand that my telephone background.
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Me: Are you lot guys glad to lead maintain a catch-up day?
Student: I prefer mustard.
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Me: Does anyone lead maintain an answer?
Student: I lead maintain an eyebrow ache.
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Student 1: You improve act correct today or nosotros volition lead maintain homework.
Student 2: I will. I'm non POed today. Do you lot know what POed means? Pancake Offspring.
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After explaining that nosotros demand to larn y past times itself...
Student: Why does y e'er lead maintain to survive single?
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Student: Why are your feet to a greater extent than tan than the residual of your body?
Me: It's called pantyhose. Let's larn dorsum to Algebra.
Rest of Class: I noticed that, too!
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(While discussing the project of cleaning windows of skyscrapers)
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 aeroplane could hitting you lot inward the side, together with you'd demand a kidney replacement.
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Student: So, how'd you lot cease upwardly inward Drumright?
Me: They gave me a job.
Student: If I was a school, I would plough over you lot a job.
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Mrs. Carter, you lot truly expect cute today!
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What did you lot larn for Christmas? Obviously non a hairbrush.
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Which mathematician figured out that if you lot split upwardly past times zippo that the basis explodes? Was it Jeff the Mathematician?
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Me: What does the give-and-take linear brand you lot holler back of?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 linear eclipse!
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Student 1: Are your yellowish posters made out of ii dissimilar colors of paper?
Me: Yes. I didn't realize it until I laminated them.
Student 2: Don't betoken out Mrs. Carter's mistakes.
Student 3: I holler back nosotros should betoken out her mistakes because she doesn't brand them often.
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You are a adept listener. You would brand a swell psychiatrist.
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Student 1: Your ii inward 320 looks weird.
Student 2: It's super curvy.
Student 3: Like Mrs. Carter!
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Student 1: What is a parallelogram?
Student 2: It's similar a pentagon but amongst i to a greater extent than side.
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Mrs. Carter, is that cheese you lot are eating? That's illegal.
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Mrs. Carter, I started next you lot on twitter. You posted a film of the dorsum of my caput together with it wasn't brushed.
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Science describes math every bit a tool, but math is an art.
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Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
--
Basketball flavor is my favorite because I larn my abs back.
--
I idea it was individual who loved me, but it was only my telephone fellowship proverb "Hi."
--
Me: We are virtually to picket my most favorite video ever.
Student: Is it a video of a chicken wearing sweatpants?
Me: That would survive a no.
--
Whoever made this was the da Vinci of our generation.
--
It feels similar in that location is a tum monster curling upwardly within of me.
--
If you're a slacker, together with then I'm a snail.
--
Student 1: The H2O inward the bath tastes similar tomatoes.
Student 2: Thank you lot for proverb that. I told that to someone, together with they idea I was stupid.
--
You left toast inward my bed!
--
Does anyone else truly desire mesquite barbeque chips correct now, or is it only me?
--
Mr. Carter is a draw master. His lines are e'er perfectly straight!
--
Student 1: I similar your twitter profile pic, Mrs. Carter!
Me: Thanks! I similar it, too.
Student 2: It's a cute film of you. I holler back I'm going to brand that my telephone background.
--
Me: Are you lot guys glad to lead maintain a catch-up day?
Student: I prefer mustard.
--
Me: Does anyone lead maintain an answer?
Student: I lead maintain an eyebrow ache.
--
Student 1: You improve act correct today or nosotros volition lead maintain homework.
Student 2: I will. I'm non POed today. Do you lot know what POed means? Pancake Offspring.
--
After explaining that nosotros demand to larn y past times itself...
Student: Why does y e'er lead maintain to survive single?
--
Student: Why are your feet to a greater extent than tan than the residual of your body?
Me: It's called pantyhose. Let's larn dorsum to Algebra.
Rest of Class: I noticed that, too!
--
(While discussing the project of cleaning windows of skyscrapers)
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 aeroplane could hitting you lot inward the side, together with you'd demand a kidney replacement.
--
Student: So, how'd you lot cease upwardly inward Drumright?
Me: They gave me a job.
Student: If I was a school, I would plough over you lot a job.
--
Mrs. Carter, you lot truly expect cute today!
--
What did you lot larn for Christmas? Obviously non a hairbrush.
--
Which mathematician figured out that if you lot split upwardly past times zippo that the basis explodes? Was it Jeff the Mathematician?
--
Me: What does the give-and-take linear brand you lot holler back of?
Student: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 linear eclipse!
--
Student 1: Are your yellowish posters made out of ii dissimilar colors of paper?
Me: Yes. I didn't realize it until I laminated them.
Student 2: Don't betoken out Mrs. Carter's mistakes.
Student 3: I holler back nosotros should betoken out her mistakes because she doesn't brand them often.
--
You are a adept listener. You would brand a swell psychiatrist.
--
Student 1: Your ii inward 320 looks weird.
Student 2: It's super curvy.
Student 3: Like Mrs. Carter!
--
Student 1: What is a parallelogram?
Student 2: It's similar a pentagon but amongst i to a greater extent than side.
--
Mrs. Carter, is that cheese you lot are eating? That's illegal.
--
Mrs. Carter, I started next you lot on twitter. You posted a film of the dorsum of my caput together with it wasn't brushed.
--
Science describes math every bit a tool, but math is an art.
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